A Comcast Haiku

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: jordanz
It's amazing how many people actually hate us, but I guess you have to have your cable from someone, right?

As you would say, "We're working on that."

 

[Perknose]

Boobs stop bouncing
Cannot reconnect
Kleenex lies unused

 

[pinion9]

Neither of these are haiku. If you don't know what Haiku is, please refrain from posting.

Originally posted by: Perknose
Boobs stop bouncing
Cannot reconnect
Kleenex lies unused

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats

Retrieve Bill from Mail
Gasp in Horror
Jump off bridge

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: pinion9
Neither of these are haiku. If you don't know what Haiku is, please refrain from posting.

Originally posted by: Perknose
Boobs stop bouncing
Cannot reconnect
Kleenex lies unused

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats

Retrieve Bill from Mail
Gasp in Horror
Jump off bridge

You are quite correct (I knew mine wasn't from the start), and yet I will continue to post.

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by: pinion9
Neither of these are haiku. If you don't know what Haiku is, please refrain from posting.

Originally posted by: Perknose
Boobs stop bouncing
Cannot reconnect
Kleenex lies unused

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats

Retrieve Bill from Mail
Gasp in Horror
Jump off bridge

who will be known as
poet nazi of atot ?
pinion9 perhaps..

 

[ockky]

jump like a frog man
i shoot everyone, can't die
lag spike, w t f!!!

 

[CKent]

Optimum Online
Fond of throttling upload speed
1mb my ass

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

on dial up I am
cable whiners make me ill
donkey punch you all

 

[ockky]

for poster above,
56k is sooooooo slooooooooooow
we space dock your ass

 

[Reckoner]

Originally posted by: pinion9
Neither of these are haiku. If you don't know what Haiku is, please refrain from posting.

Originally posted by: Perknose
Boobs stop bouncing
Cannot reconnect
Kleenex lies unused

Originally posted by: PaulNEPats

Retrieve Bill from Mail
Gasp in Horror
Jump off bridge

Please refrain from blowing me for the time being.