A close call! (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A Dallas flight was coming in for a landing when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally the engines roared back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground.

As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane. Finally the crew got off and the Chief Pilot of the airline came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds.

As they were talking, the Chief Pilot commented how unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.

Those aren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those are Texans with all the sh!t scared out of them!"

 

[Orsorum]

:beer:!

I <3 Texans, but even so.

 

[rudeguy]

:crickets;

 

[ScrapSilicon]

ground crew will quit or have to get haz/mat suits..

 

Don't mess with texas!!

 

[zimu]

hahaha, quite funny!

 

[dethman]

Originally posted by: rudeguy
:crickets;

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: dethman

Originally posted by: rudeguy
:crickets;

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak

Originally posted by: dethman

Originally posted by: rudeguy
:crickets;

Lot of transplanted Texans I see.

 

[Adul]

hahaha

 

[ThaGrandCow]

first one you've ever posted that didn't even get a smile out of me.

You're losing your edge

 

[Orsorum]

Just emailed to my dad and grandad (both native-born Texans).

:beer: to you, Brutuskend!

 

[TonyG]

It might not be wise for you to come to this state, where even granny is packin...

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: TonyG
It might not be wise for you to come to this state, where even granny is packin...

Finally at last a response from someone who doesn't think it's funny and IS a Texan!

For you, just replace Texan with, which ever state suites your fancy.

Or better yet. CANADA!

 

[TonyG]

Yes, I think we, well most can all settle on Canada, not too much of a threat of retaliation from them, hehe. But that is saying that they think they are full of sh!t, which most seem to realize that they don't stand a chance, hehe. Now us Texans on the other hand, well yeah, we are full of sh!t for the most part.... hehe.

 

[LordMorpheus]

dumb.

Brutuskend funny points: -1

however,

current total > 0

 

[badmouse]

:beer:

I like it. I'm not Texan but I know quite a few, and I think it's funnier with Texans than it would be with Canadians.