A christmas story

Geekbabe

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Christmas Story

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carol's".
 

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Christmas Story

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out his wang. "What the hell is that?" asked Saint Peter. The third man replies, "Jesus was the son of a carpenter, wasn't he?"

Fixed for my excessive need of vulgarity

But the original gets a :thumbsup:
 

FoBoT

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so, were they christmas panties? they had to be, right? like they had little presents or bows or wreaths or something on them
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
so, were they christmas panties? they had to be, right? like they had little presents or bows or wreaths or something on them
:confused:
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Christmas Story

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/I...f_looks_could_kill.jpg
 

Stark

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this thread needs more ralphie!

You'll shoot your eye out kid... ho, ho, ho (not to be combined in any way with marcello's need for wang)
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Christmas Story

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/I...f_looks_could_kill.jpg


lol,he's just become my wallpaper, that is a Great pic, you really should enter it into picture contests.
 

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Originally posted by: Stark
this thread needs more ralphie!

You'll shoot your eye out kid... ho, ho, ho (not to be combined in any way with marcello's need for wang)

Thats what i thought it was!
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Christmas Story

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said. You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "They're Carols".
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/I...f_looks_could_kill.jpg


lol,he's just become my wallpaper, that is a Great pic, you really should enter it into picture contests.
I couldn't resist. :eek:

LOL