A catchy phrase for my high school senior write up?

alee25

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Well i dont know how manyhigh schools do this but, every year the senors get some space to put some quotes or phrases next to their name in the yearbook. Ive been racking my brain for a good one, but so far i got nothing. Anyone give any suggestions, btw no references to drugs or cus words.

LIke for example some guy last year put in his senior write up: "Why say anything if they don't let your write the truth." which i though was pretty clever.

Any suggestions would be helpful.
 

Kelvrick

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Stop reading your yearbook trying to remember the good times. We both know you never had any now go post on ATOT.
 

AnthraX101

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Promises are like babies. Fun to make, hell to deliver.

A dirty book is seldom dusty.

Sex is like a game of poker, if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Armani
 

alee25

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im thinking of something more cynical about the education standards or the high school in general. For example some other girl wrote: "Dont you ever get the feeling like youve been cheated?"
 

JohnCU

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"Only two things are infinite: the universe, and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Einstein

I put that quote in mine.
 

AnthraX101

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"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." Mark Twain

"It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt." - same

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made School Boards -ditto

Everything has its limit--iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

Many public-school children seem to know only two dates--1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

Armani
 

alee25

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"For all of you on my list, I'll be seeing you soon."

well you see about that one, i wana criticize stuff but i really dont feel like getting expelled
 

Martin

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here's what I put in mine (they give us more space, 400chars to be exact.)

"Well, it looks like I?m finally getting outta this place and moving on to better things! I gotta admit, I had fun over the last 4 years and will fondly recall my Henry days in my memoirs (to be entitled ?Martin Drashkov ? Behind the Legend of a Titan?). Thanks to everyone I know for making my stay here fun, and remember:
?Alcohol ? the cause of, and solution to, all of life?s problems.?;-)
Rock On :)"

 

kru

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"the best way to take an insult is to ignore it. if you can't ignore it, top it. if you can't top it, laugh at it. and if you can't laugh it at, you probably deserved it."

or you could go for the standard quote a poem: "i took the road less travelled yadda yadda yadda" / "i am the master of my fate i am the captain of my soul" thing
 

20_MuleTeam_Borax

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Put some ASCII art in there. I submitted a picture of a mule (nickname), but it got rejected. "Heaven forbid he doesn't put some cheesy message to his friends!." Maybe you'll have better luck.

 

montanafan

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A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. ~ George Santayana

If a teacher is indeed wise he does not bid you enter the house of his wisdom, but rather leads you to the threshold of your own mind. ~ Kahlil Gibran

The founding fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called education. School is where you go between when your parents can't take you and industry can't take you. ~ John Updike

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. ~ Chinese proverb


If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. ~ Henry David Thoreau

There are those who would misteach us that to stick in a rut is consistency -- and a virtue, and that to climb out of the rut is inconsistency -- and a vice. ~ Mark Twain

What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life, of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real. ~ George Bernard Shaw

The secret of education lies in respecting the pupil. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

An education which does not cultivate the will is an education that depraves the mind. ~ Anatole France

State a moral case to a ploughman and a professor. The former will decide it as well, and often better than the latter, because he has not been led astray by artificial rules. ~ Thomas Jefferson

Much learning does not teach understanding. ~ Heraclitus

School days, I believe, are the unhappiest in the whole span of human existence. They are full of dull, unintelligible tasks, new and unpleasant ordinances, brutal violations of common sense and common decency. ~ H L Mencken

There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in. ~ Will Rogers

Knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind. ~ Plato

It is the vice of scholars to suppose that there is no knowledge in the world but that of books. ~ William Hazlitt

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor its great scholars great men. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

I pay the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys that educate my son. ~ Emerson

It is easier for a teacher to command than to teach. ~ John Locke

All men who have turned out worth anything have had the chief hand in their own education. ~ Sir Walter Scott

Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. ~ G M. Trevelyan






 

GL

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ROT13 encode whatever you really want to say. I wish I did that in my year book. The people "in the know" will laugh as they decode and read your post...everybody else will think you're weird and that you just wrote a bunch of gibberish...but it'll be all worth it;-)
 

KokomoGST

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Try anything by Yogi Bera or a nice Lombardi quote...
not sure if this is Lombardi but... "Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser."

Mebbe something in 133t for kicks... like "Ph33r My L33t N3kkId Skillz!!!" (MTers will know this one!)
Or you can go stoopid and do "Someone set us up the bomb!... Make your time!" (gee, if you don't know this one...)
or "Not in the face! Not in the face!" - Arthur from the Tick
 

stev0

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I suppose you would have to watch fear and loathing in las vegas.