A case of penis envy?

jjones

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Icelandic Phallological Museum
"A unique collection, the only one of its kind in the world!"
The most striking specimen on display, and certainly the largest, is a sperm whale member 170 centimeters long and weighing just under 70 kilograms (that's 68 inches, or 5 feet 8 inches, and 154 pounds).
They're looking for donations for a human specimen; maybe they should contact John Wayne Bobbitt.

hmm....how does that song go?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable


Sorry jjones, this is a repost