A Cardiologist Funeral

[tyler811]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

 

[Sea Moose]

win

 

[h8red]

Lol

 

[keird]

That joke has two punchlines!

 

[Inspector Jihad]

urologist ftw!

 

[MotF Bane]

hahaha

 

[DaTT]

That joke has two punchlines!

This. And I chuckled at both.

 

[destrekor]

That joke has two punchlines!

my god man, you're right!

and they're both win!

Is this anything like diving by zero? Can this happen?!

 

[BW86]

haha nice

 

[tyler811]

That joke has two punchlines!

 

[Ruptga]

most jokes with a punchline after the punchline suck, congratulations.

 

[DesiPower]

5/10

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Nice!

 

[KillerCharlie]

It tried too hard... the whole thing about the cardiologist going into a heart didn't make sense in the first place, so the rest of the joke fell flat.

 

[tyler811]

win