- Feb 11, 2003
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A monk is walking the streets and mistakenly enters a brothel.
A startled young woman asks the monk, "What are YOU doing here?!"
The monk replies, "I'm not done suffering I guess."
Ok, take two.
The professor teaches the student for a few months. The student becomes bored with class.
Near the end of the course, the professor asks the student, "Now as I've taught you, what is Zen?"
The student replies, "What's outside the universe?"
A startled young woman asks the monk, "What are YOU doing here?!"
The monk replies, "I'm not done suffering I guess."
Ok, take two.
The professor teaches the student for a few months. The student becomes bored with class.
Near the end of the course, the professor asks the student, "Now as I've taught you, what is Zen?"
The student replies, "What's outside the universe?"
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