- May 29, 2007
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Hey, I have a new idea for all you bored stiff internet misfits out there. It's SO good, it deserves it's own topic just to make sure I get all the credit. It's as fun as planking, but twice as pointless and three times as offensive!
Yea, uh huh. :whiste:
And you heard about it HERE ON ANAND TECH first! :thumbsup:
Here's the rules:
1. Find an empty cremation urn, preferably an old nasty looking one that looks like you just dug it up someplace. I have even seen empty ones at thrift type shops before.
2. Fill it halfway full with some sort of loose grey fill, like cat litter or aquarium rocks. Maybe toss in some blackened and partly crushed or broken chicken bones you cook in the oven a bit. Be creative and disgusting!
3. Take the remains to restaurants, bars, clubs, stores, movies, shopping, hospitals, parties or where ever you can think of that's completely inappropriate to carry around human remains.
4. Act completely horrified and distressed that Uncle Cremus's cremains has accidentally spilled out! Be creative!
5. Then have a friend film or photograph the hysterical reactions of shocked innocent bystanders as you desperately try to get the valuable cremains back in the urn.
6. Leave quickly before the management, hazmat crew or cops show up and arrests you!
7. Post hysterical videos and pics on youtube, flicker, facebook, myspace or any other anti-social medium you might enjoy!
(the previous post was intended as a joke. It in no way actually promotes this possibly illegal activity, nor encourages the fact that some stupid people out there will undoubtedly start doing it, who are burned out on planking and looking for a new cheap thrill.)
Yea, uh huh. :whiste:
And you heard about it HERE ON ANAND TECH first! :thumbsup:
Here's the rules:
1. Find an empty cremation urn, preferably an old nasty looking one that looks like you just dug it up someplace. I have even seen empty ones at thrift type shops before.
2. Fill it halfway full with some sort of loose grey fill, like cat litter or aquarium rocks. Maybe toss in some blackened and partly crushed or broken chicken bones you cook in the oven a bit. Be creative and disgusting!
3. Take the remains to restaurants, bars, clubs, stores, movies, shopping, hospitals, parties or where ever you can think of that's completely inappropriate to carry around human remains.
4. Act completely horrified and distressed that Uncle Cremus's cremains has accidentally spilled out! Be creative!
5. Then have a friend film or photograph the hysterical reactions of shocked innocent bystanders as you desperately try to get the valuable cremains back in the urn.
6. Leave quickly before the management, hazmat crew or cops show up and arrests you!
7. Post hysterical videos and pics on youtube, flicker, facebook, myspace or any other anti-social medium you might enjoy!
(the previous post was intended as a joke. It in no way actually promotes this possibly illegal activity, nor encourages the fact that some stupid people out there will undoubtedly start doing it, who are burned out on planking and looking for a new cheap thrill.)
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