- Jan 3, 2001
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After a woman's husband passes away, she tells the funeral director that she wants her husband to be buried in a blue suit instead of the brown suit he's wearing now. She said not to worry about the price, just get something nice, and then went home.
The next day at the wake, she sees her husband in an absolutely beautiful blue suit. She was curious, so she asked the director how much it cost.
"It didn't cost a thing!" said the director. "Right after you left, a corpse wearing a great blue suit came in, and he was the same size as your husband. I asked the other widow if she would mind her husband being buried in a brown suit, and she said it would be fine."
"Thank you! That must have been a lot of work to redress two bodies at the last minute like that." said the window.
"Not at all,? replies the director. "We just switched the heads."
The next day at the wake, she sees her husband in an absolutely beautiful blue suit. She was curious, so she asked the director how much it cost.
"It didn't cost a thing!" said the director. "Right after you left, a corpse wearing a great blue suit came in, and he was the same size as your husband. I asked the other widow if she would mind her husband being buried in a brown suit, and she said it would be fine."
"Thank you! That must have been a lot of work to redress two bodies at the last minute like that." said the window.
"Not at all,? replies the director. "We just switched the heads."
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