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A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down.

A panda walks into a restaurant and sits down
He orders his food and when he is finished eating, he shoots the waiter and leaves.
The manager chases him down and says "why did you kill our waiter?"
the panda said "don't you know what a panda does?"
The manager said "no"
the panda says "look it up in the dictionary"
The manager finds panda in the dictionary, and it says
"Panda: Eats shoots and leaves"
 
The MAC User says:
"Being a Mac user is like being a Navy SEAL: a small, elite group of people with access to the most sophisticated technology in the world, who everyone calls on to get the really tough jobs done quickly and efficiently."

The PC disciple responded

"Being a Mac user *is* like being a SEAL: a shrinking, endangered group of animals that bark very loudly but are harmless, who are economically valued only when they are dead."
 
You know most clubbing we do is very extrenuously governed to a maximum of roughly 200 00 and the rest are left to the crazy Indians. Don't forget we probably have more seals than people though.
 
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Originally posted by: Crescent13
A panda walks into a restaurant and sits down
He orders his food and when he is finished eating, he shoots the waiter and leaves.
The manager chases him down and says "why did you kill our waiter?"
the panda said "don't you know what a panda does?"
The manager said "no"
the panda says "look it up in the dictionary"
The manager finds panda in the dictionary, and it says
"Panda: Eats shoots and leaves"
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oldie but a goodie.
 
Originally posted by: Crescent13
A panda walks into a restaurant and sits down
He orders his food and when he is finished eating, he shoots the waiter and leaves.
The manager chases him down and says "why did you kill our waiter?"
the panda said "don't you know what a panda does?"
The manager said "no"
the panda says "look it up in the dictionary"
The manager finds panda in the dictionary, and it says
"Panda: Eats shoots and leaves"
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that's the dumbest line ever, especially since i read that travesty of a book.
 
:thumbsup:
Good one 🙂 That's 2 good bar jokes today... I'll have to tell 5 or 6 tonight when we go out for dinner.
 
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