A 16 year old and a Hummer H2 do not mix.

[Phuz]

uh oh!

Ok heres the deal. We went out to Manassas friday nite and some lil 16 or 17 old kid was trying to show off in his parents hummer. so instead of staying on the road he decide to take a short cut through a grassy area, but what the dumb *** failed to see was a drain pipe on the side of the hill. so here was the out come..............

Drain Pipe: 1
H2: 0

 

[DrumminBoy]

LOL, what a stupid kid

 

[chiwawa626]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

 

[0roo0roo]

i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

If you crash it into a wall at a high enough speed any car/person combination will mix just fine.

 

[Renob]

i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Renob
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

If they can afford a Hummer H2, I'd expect that a) they can afford another one, and b) the tax credit from the first one will help cover the cost of the second one, which I'd imagine will also get the tax credit.

Great pics. It didn't roll over though?

 

[Shockwave]

Seeing as how the H2 sits on the Escalade frame, I'm not suprised. Not, the Hummer...Thats a different story.

 

[rh71]

I thought they could go through anything ? Or am I thinking like a 16 year old kid?

 

[TourGuide]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents.

I don't think you'll have to worry about that.

That is SO funny! HAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA!!

 

[iamwiz82]

I like the handicapped sticker in the window. Also, i didnt know that GM used CV joints on the H2. Kinda eliminates that tough guy image

 

[NogginBoink]

Originally posted by: Renob
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

So it's okay for 16 year olds to trespass and damage others' property? (You can't tell me his driving didn't damage property.)

The insurance company will indeed rape this family. H2's are not cheap, and this kid has demonstrated he's a high-risk driver.

That's assuming the insurance company won't drop their insurance on the spot.

What kind of idiot parent lets a 16 year old drive a car like that!?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: rh71
I thought they could go through anything ? Or am I thinking like a 16 year old kid?

Good start, now just remember these five words.

"Teh Civic can nevAr l0se!"

- M4H

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
I like the handicapped sticker in the window. Also, i didnt know that GM used CV joints on the H2. Kinda eliminates that tough guy image

Just about ALL 4 wheel drive systems use CV Joints on teh front. Even the H1 has a similar system. That ay it can climb things

 

[TheCorm]

Originally posted by: NogginBoink

Originally posted by: Renob
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

So it's okay for 16 year olds to trespass and damage others' property? (You can't tell me his driving didn't damage property.)

The insurance company will indeed rape this family. H2's are not cheap, and this kid has demonstrated he's a high-risk driver.

That's assuming the insurance company won't drop their insurance on the spot.

What kind of idiot parent lets a 16 year old drive a car like that!?

Yeah, that little twerp should leave offroading to the people who know how to, he was showing off and it didn't work out...simple as that.

 

[Bilo86]

They mise well just take the hummer part out of Hummer H2. Those things have to much style to be considered hummers. They are pretty damn sweet.

 

[UNCjigga]

no pics of the pipe?

 

[samgau]

thats some funny sh*t.... lucky for him, it was a drain pipe and not some civic or something....

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Renob
i hope the insurance company rapes the kids parents

Why?? Were you not 16?? He was just taking a shortcut.

You would think the hummer 2 would be tougher then that??, I bet that would not have been the case with the Orginal Hummer.

He was trying to do donuts in the Hummer, apparently. In any case, his parents have no sense in giving a 16-year old the keys to an H2 until he learns some responsibility behind the wheel. I'm sure if his parents are stupid enough to let him drive it by himself, they'll probably just pat him on the back and get it fixed so he can try to wreck it again.

 

[boyRacer]

i'm just envious he gets to drive a hummer and here i am starving trying to save money for a car... so yes... down with the 16 year old.

 

[dquan97]

I bet his next vehicle is going to be a bike

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: Bilo86
They mise well just take the hummer part out of Hummer H2. Those things have to much style to be considered hummers. They are pretty damn sweet.

Yeah, an 8600-lb GVW behemoth that gets 10 gallons to the mile, can't offroad worth crap, has the build quality (hah) of Chevy, and is the car of choice for morons with too much money and too little brain, as well as retard soccer moms. Yeah, sweet.

If you're going to spend stupid amounts of money on a behemoth truck to "offroad", get a F250, Hummer, or Land Rover.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: amnesiac

Originally posted by: Bilo86
They mise well just take the hummer part out of Hummer H2. Those things have to much style to be considered hummers. They are pretty damn sweet.

Yeah, an 8600-lb GVW behemoth that gets 10 gallons to the mile, can't offroad worth crap, has the build quality (hah) of Chevy, and is the car of choice for morons with too much money and too little brain, as well as retard soccer moms. Yeah, sweet.

Soccer moms in SUVs are the scourge of the city streets.

- M4H

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

16 year old have no business driving a vehicle with that much mass and poor handling.

 

[ElFenix]

people who haven't been driving a car for more than 2 yearrs should not be driving anything worth more than, say, $20,0000