I was on 48 hours once, although for an entirely different reason. Professionally I've been on Oprah, though. That was fun.
I was also on America's most wanted, although I wasn't the "wanted one." That was weird.
My ex girlfriend was on "Who wants to marry a millionare." I had an odd feeling someone I knew would be on it, and poof, there she was. I had no idea she was such a money grubber.