999 posts on the board...

[uncouth]

int main()
{
int posts= 999;
while ( posts > 0 )
{
cout << posts << &quot; post(s) of nef on the wall,&quot; << endl;
cout << posts << &quot; post(s) of nef.&quot; << endl;
cout << &quot;Take one down, pass it around,&quot; << endl;
cout << --posts << &quot; post(s) of nef on the wall.&quot; << endl;
}
return 0;
}

Try in C++

 

[Pretender]

int main() {
struct nef {
int moronic; };
nef uncouth = { 400 };
cout << &quot;Uncouth is currently a moronic nef...&quot;;
while (uncouth.moronic) {
cout << &quot;..&quot;; uncouth.moronic--; }
cout << &quot;According to this program, uncouth is no longer a moron. Execution flow error at address 0x0FFBEFAAACD.&quot; << endl;
}

Try in C++

 

[erub]

hehe cool

Now it just needs some sound effects..how do you add sound effects to Turbo C++ for DOS (DOS programs). Be cool with a 99 bottles of beer on the wall MIDI

 

[tomcat]

uncouth, C++ ? What now?