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99% of the human race is retarded.

schneiderguy

schneiderguy

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I just got back from lake tahoe, we went there for vacation for about a week. we stayed at northstar. on wednesday, we went down to the tennis courts, only to see three bears (one big one, probably the mom, and two little ones.) the two little ones were pretty low on the tree, the big one was up high. so we go into the tennis court, lock the gate, and hope the bears dont eat us. a few minutes later, some mom with her two little kids (they were probably 3-4) comes and passes right by the tree the bears were in (the path takes you right next to it). i shout and tell her that theres three bears right there, she looks, and says "awwwwwwwwwwww, how cute, two baby bears!" 😕 she then picks up one of her kids and tries to let him pet the bear. luckily for the little kid, the mom bear comes down and growls at the retard who was letting her 3 year old pet the bear and scares her off. :disgust: WHY would you let your kid pet a fscking bear???? retard. too bad the bear didnt eat the retarded mom 😕 would have made the human race smarter

cliffs:
mom sees bear
mom lets her kid pet bear 😕
mom and kid almost get eaten
 
"would have made the human race smarter"

no irony in this post.


Edit: oh and yeah petting wild bears IS fvcking dumb
 
I am so facinated with wildlife that I might try and touch a bear. I saw a bear on my way to work last fall and pulled over to watch it. It ran once it saw me looking at it I would never put a child near a wild animal like that...but myself...maybe. You have to take risks in life. If its something you want to do, I say do it!
 
a family that almost got killed by a bear does not translate it will be the same for the rest of the 6,000,000,000 ppl :evil:
 
Originally posted by: mattocs
I am so facinated with wildlife that I might try and touch a bear. I saw a bear on my way to work last fall and pulled over to watch it. It ran once it saw me looking at it I would never put a child near a wild animal like that...but myself...maybe. You have to take risks in life. If its something you want to do, I say do it!
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well if you think touching a bear is worth risking a very painful death, so be it 😉
 
Better proof.

I was at the lake with a group of 100 people. 99 of them tried to pet this bear (it was a Kodiak/Polar bear hybrid, probably with rabies and in heat as well as starving to death and desperate), while I ran for the nearest vehicle to get the fvck out of there.

From such an experience I could conclude that 99% of humans are retarded.
 
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: mattocs
I am so facinated with wildlife that I might try and touch a bear. I saw a bear on my way to work last fall and pulled over to watch it. It ran once it saw me looking at it I would never put a child near a wild animal like that...but myself...maybe. You have to take risks in life. If its something you want to do, I say do it!
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well if you think touching a bear is worth risking a very painful death, so be it 😉
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smarter than the average bear :roll: 😛 😱 :Q 😀 🙂
 
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: mattocs
I am so facinated with wildlife that I might try and touch a bear. I saw a bear on my way to work last fall and pulled over to watch it. It ran once it saw me looking at it I would never put a child near a wild animal like that...but myself...maybe. You have to take risks in life. If its something you want to do, I say do it!
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well if you think touching a bear is worth risking a very painful death, so be it 😉
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Meh, most bears are so afraid of people you'd never get near it. The bears that come that close are so used to people they might even friendly up to them. I dunno...if faced with a bear, i'd probably not want to pet it...but the thought would cross my mind.
 
Awww... I've petted bears before.

One time I was hopping along and I saw a cub and I was like, "OMG you're so fluffy!" and he was like "OMG kiss me kiss me kiss me!" and I said "eep!" and he said "wee!" and the mom said "awwwww..." and she snuggled me on the cheek and I got invited over for strawberries 🙂

Yay!
 
Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny

One time I was hopping along and I saw a cub and I was like, "OMG you're so fluffy!" and he was like "OMG kiss me kiss me kiss me!" and I said "eep!" and he said "wee!" and the mom said "awwwww..." and she snuggled me on the cheek and I got invited over for strawberries 🙂
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😕 :Q

 
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny

One time I was hopping along and I saw a cub and I was like, "OMG you're so fluffy!" and he was like "OMG kiss me kiss me kiss me!" and I said "eep!" and he said "wee!" and the mom said "awwwww..." and she snuggled me on the cheek and I got invited over for strawberries 🙂
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😕 :Q
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I say it's drugs
 
Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Awww... I've petted bears before.

One time I was hopping along and I saw a cub and I was like, "OMG you're so fluffy!" and he was like "OMG kiss me kiss me kiss me!" and I said "eep!" and he said "wee!" and the mom said "awwwww..." and she snuggled me on the cheek and I got invited over for strawberries 🙂

Yay!
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watch out for their bear stare, avoid that tummy light!
 
Originally posted by: fuzzybabybunny
Awww... I've petted bears before.

One time I was hopping along and I saw a cub and I was like, "OMG you're so fluffy!" and he was like "OMG kiss me kiss me kiss me!" and I said "eep!" and he said "wee!" and the mom said "awwwww..." and she snuggled me on the cheek and I got invited over for strawberries 🙂

Yay!
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Dude you are seriously creeping me out...
 
When i was a kid we had a bear that loved to be pet.
Only on the head,anywhere else and he growled like he was going to attack.
He hated my dog though and ate half of it.
 
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I just got back from lake tahoe, we went there for vacation for about a week. we stayed at northstar. on wednesday, we went down to the tennis courts, only to see three bears (one big one, probably the mom, and two little ones.) the two little ones were pretty low on the tree, the big one was up high. so we go into the tennis court, lock the gate, and hope the bears dont eat us. a few minutes later, some mom with her two little kids (they were probably 3-4) comes and passes right by the tree the bears were in (the path takes you right next to it). i shout and tell her that theres three bears right there, she looks, and says "awwwwwwwwwwww, how cute, two baby bears!" 😕 she then picks up one of her kids and tries to let him pet the bear. luckily for the little kid, the mom bear comes down and growls at the retard who was letting her 3 year old pet the bear and scares her off. :disgust: WHY would you let your kid pet a fscking bear???? retard. too bad the bear didnt eat the retarded mom 😕 would have made the human race smarter

cliffs:
mom sees bear
mom lets her kid pet bear 😕
mom and kid almost get eaten
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You know OP, "so we go into the tennis court, lock the gate, and hope the bears dont eat us" doesn't exactly put YOU in other 1%!!!
 
Originally posted by: LennyZ
When i was a kid we had a bear that loved to be pet.
Only on the head,anywhere else and he growled like he was going to attack.
He hated my dog though and ate half of it.
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:laugh:
 
News

"A Chinese farmer who received a partial face transplant after he was badly disfigured in a bear attack has been discharged "

He should have petted his bear before trying to chase it with a stick.....
 
Originally posted by: gooseman
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
I just got back from lake tahoe, we went there for vacation for about a week. we stayed at northstar. on wednesday, we went down to the tennis courts, only to see three bears (one big one, probably the mom, and two little ones.) the two little ones were pretty low on the tree, the big one was up high. so we go into the tennis court, lock the gate, and hope the bears dont eat us. a few minutes later, some mom with her two little kids (they were probably 3-4) comes and passes right by the tree the bears were in (the path takes you right next to it). i shout and tell her that theres three bears right there, she looks, and says "awwwwwwwwwwww, how cute, two baby bears!" 😕 she then picks up one of her kids and tries to let him pet the bear. luckily for the little kid, the mom bear comes down and growls at the retard who was letting her 3 year old pet the bear and scares her off. :disgust: WHY would you let your kid pet a fscking bear???? retard. too bad the bear didnt eat the retarded mom 😕 would have made the human race smarter

cliffs:
mom sees bear
mom lets her kid pet bear 😕
mom and kid almost get eaten
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You know OP, "so we go into the tennis court, lock the gate, and hope the bears dont eat us" doesn't exactly put YOU in other 1%!!!
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i never said i was :Q 🙂
 
"99% of the human race is retarded."

hey because im not a mom, nor i have ever seen a bear in my life. glad to be the 1% myself. you are probably the other 99%.
 
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