99.999999984597632083083083360603%

[EyeMWing]

Guess what that percentage pertains to.

The correct answer is: "EyeMWing hates 99.999999984597632083083083360603% of the world, and only excludes one person from that because he believes that somewhere in the world, he's not sure who, is inherently right and deserves to live."

Discuss if you'd like.

 

[Pepsi90919]

not 100!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Link

Edit: Not quite the same but close enough.

 

[iamme]

probability that you ain't gettin any tonight?

 

[blahblah99]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Guess what that percentage pertains to.

The satisfaction of girls that have slept with me.

 

[shilala]

The likelihood that you fathered the child that you didn't want to pay child support for?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Link

Okay, yes, it is the percentage of world population that is not one person. But what one person is it?

 

[Kalvin00]

Originally posted by: iamme
probability that you ain't gettin any tonight?

ZING!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Link

Okay, yes, it is the percentage of world population that is not one person. But what one person is it?

That has to be the dumbest question I think I have ever been asked.

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Kalvin00

Originally posted by: iamme
probability that you ain't gettin any tonight?

ZING!

Not a zing, and also not true. That is 100%, plain and simple.

 

[Platypus]

... of mirrors you look into shatter

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Link

Okay, yes, it is the percentage of world population that is not one person. But what one person is it?

Uh, there's a 99.999999984597632083083083360603% chance we won't guess correctly.

 

[EyeMWing]

The correct answer is: "EyeMWing hates 99.999999984597632083083083360603% of the world, and only excludes one person from that because he believes that somewhere in the world, he's not sure who, is inherently right and deserves to live."

 

[Daishiki]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Link

Okay, yes, it is the percentage of world population that is not one person. But what one person is it?

dave chapelle?

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: xUCIxDaiSHi

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Link

Okay, yes, it is the percentage of world population that is not one person. But what one person is it?

dave chapelle?

Dave Chapelle is not the only pure person on earth. Far from it.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Guess what that percentage pertains to.

The correct answer is: "EyeMWing hates 99.999999984597632083083083360603% of the world, and only excludes one person from that because he believes that somewhere in the world, he's not sure who, is inherently right and deserves to live."

Discuss if you'd like.

Aimstered!

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Guess what that percentage pertains to.

The correct answer is: "EyeMWing hates 99.999999984597632083083083360603% of the world, and only excludes one person from that because he believes that somewhere in the world, he's not sure who, is inherently right and deserves to live."

Discuss if you'd like.

Aimstered!

I don't get it. I didn't start telling a story, so why should I finish one?

edit: Nevermind, I get it now, I'm impaireed.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

...except instead of no ending, the ending is that the OP is an asshat.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Kalvin00

Originally posted by: iamme
probability that you ain't gettin any tonight?

ZING!

Not a zing, and also not true. That is 100%, plain and simple.

well maybe our instrument has an error of +/-0.0000000154023679169169166394%?