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90 days in jail sucks

leftyman

leftyman

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Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days

29-year-old pleads no contest to indecent exposure after car wash incident


SAGINAW, Michigan - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court. Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.



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Originally posted by: leftyman
Man caught in vacuum sex act gets 90 days

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.
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😕

"Um yeah, is this the police?" Hi, I'd like to report a man fucking a vacuum hose at the car wash."



 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
But, Judge, it was a victimless crime. The vacuum didn't mind. :laugh:
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But the vacuum was paid in advance, that makes it prostitution.
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could it still be prostitution if its a object?
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....
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I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.
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Ive seen people on this forum ask for the correct way to wipe thier butts,,,

I call shens.
 
Originally posted by: nutxo
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....
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I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.
Click to expand...


Ive seen people on this forum ask for the correct way to wipe thier butts,,,

I call shens.
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HAHAH i think i remember that thread! Was that from a couple years ago? i think i posted a pic in it.
 
Originally posted by: nutxo
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: nutxo
Thats gotta be a forum member here....
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I think they're mostly smart enough to use the Shop Vac in the basement.
Mostly.
Click to expand...


Ive seen people on this forum ask for the correct way to wipe thier butts,,,

I call shens.
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More than once, too.
Maybe the real reason to do it in the basement is because that's where the hentai is.
 
Originally posted by: leftyman

SAGINAW, Michigan - A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum
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Does that line make anyone else crack up? I couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes.
 
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