9 reasons why cars are better than women

[geno]

Ladies, you know I'm just playing - I just thought it was worth a laugh...feel free to retaliate with men-bashing jokes if you feel the need

9 reasons why cars are better than women:
1. There's too much front-end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting and refinishing.
5. Every 28 days it leaks fluid and is rendered out of service.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous.

 

[Pastore]

<< 6. The rear end wobbles too much. >>



/me sings, &quot;I like big butts and I can not lie&quot;

 

[Platypus]

haha

 

[guyver01]

How about adding:

10. Right now I *have* a car, and not a woman..

 

[V]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Stigenator]

LMAO..

 

[Cooltech2k]

Cause the worst cart take less maintance the any faithful woman.

 

[RISman]

and they're always there in the morning, until you trade 'em in...

 

[Mday]

here is one reason why women are better than cars.

if you have sex in public with a car, you get strange looks.

 

[yobarman]

<< 7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust. >>




Haha!

 

[FAQ]

but how many cars will give you head?




errr, actually i don't want to know

 

[amdskip]

haha

 

[bacillus]

lol

 

[IcemanJer]

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! this is great!!!

 

[joohang]

ROTFLMAO