Tell your gf you are going to a strip club tonight instead of seeing her.
Tell your mother you did try smoking in grade 7.
Tell your dad you secretly listened to Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls in your room all those years ago.
Tell your boss that you'd rather chat on MSN at work than listen about what he is doing with his family this weekend.
But for the love of computer geeks around the world, don't tell us you were actually thinking of spending $$$ to
upgrade to HD3870 from 8800GTS!
That hurts, that really hurts...
