80s satire help! Coldwarriors needed.

[McCarthy]

Setup :

Two Russian women waiting in a breadline.

They compare things in Russia to things in America. What the USSR gave them and how the capitalists had to pay for the same thing.

After waiting for days for a product that immediately fell apart the punchline went :

"In America they don't even give you _____"

Shoes are the product punchline I remember.

Help!

 

[leftyman]

In Soviet Russia shoes punch you.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: leftyman
In Soviet Russia line punches you.

fixed

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: leftyman
In Soviet Russia line punches you.

fixed

happens every time I mess up a soviet russia line.

 

[McCarthy]

Back long before the Soviet Russia jokes...