The neighbourhood kids are assholes. They don't use the doorbell (rather, they forcefully try the door), they don't thank me for something that could potentially save their lives, they don't dress up, they're old as hell, they pull open the door (I was gonna kick this kid's ass) so they can shove their bag in my face first, they demand certain candy (Give me a Caramilk - Fvck you), etc.
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the neighbourhood parents don't know how to use doorbells either.
I also forgot to mention that when I first answered the door to Hallowe'en-goers, I told them to wait a second so I could get the candy... Turns out they rush in with me. Not only do they get dirt all over my oak floor, they potentially put themselves in serious danger.
Stupid ass parents. Keep your kids home.