$80 of candies gone in 1.5 hours..

kt

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That's what I get for living in neighborhood with lotsa kids.
 

erikiksaz

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Originally posted by: Merkon
Should have given each child one candy, not two or three.

They would have called you a cheapskate...then the eggings would come :D

But, i'd rather be called a cheapskate than have to pay 80 dollars for candy!
 

Viper GTS

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Not a single costumed brat thus far, hopefully it will stay that way.

I have nothing to give them except shots of Absolut.

:D

Viper GTS
 

IcePhoenix

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Not a single costumed brat thus far, hopefully it will stay that way.

I have nothing to give them except shots of Absolut.

:D

Viper GTS

Be right there.
 

Maharaja

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I'm working until 10pm so I'll miss all the kids demanding candy. With my roommate out tonight those kids will get nothing from our apartment. Unfortunately though I left my flip-flops at the door. God I hope no one steals them for spite.
 

Ender

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Originally posted by: erikiksaz
Originally posted by: Merkon
Should have given each child one candy, not two or three.

They would have called you a cheapskate...then the eggings would come :D

But, i'd rather be called a cheapskate than have to pay 80 dollars for candy!

I gurantee running outside with a baseball bat, while swinging it around, screaming "I'm going to break your @$$" will halt any eggings.
 

Howard

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The neighbourhood kids are assholes. They don't use the doorbell (rather, they forcefully try the door), they don't thank me for something that could potentially save their lives, they don't dress up, they're old as hell, they pull open the door (I was gonna kick this kid's ass) so they can shove their bag in my face first, they demand certain candy (Give me a Caramilk - Fvck you), etc.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the neighbourhood parents don't know how to use doorbells either.

I also forgot to mention that when I first answered the door to Hallowe'en-goers, I told them to wait a second so I could get the candy... Turns out they rush in with me. Not only do they get dirt all over my oak floor, they potentially put themselves in serious danger.

Stupid ass parents. Keep your kids home.
 

Nessal

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Been 20 minutes! My 2 bags of candy are almost gone! STOP THEM FROM COMING PLZZZZZ!!!!
 

NetworkDad

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I love living in the country down a driveway half a mile long with 2 rottweilers waiting for any trick-o-treaters.

All this candy to myself....i don't think i'll be getting anyone tonight.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 

mithrandir2001

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We were out in the neighborhood walking around and we saw a bunch of "youths" causing a ruckus. HS age and probably drunk (one kid only had a tank top on and it's 43 degrees out). They would run up to the front door, bang the hell out of it and if nobody answered (who would?) they would shout and swear, kick over pumpkins, etc. The kid with the tank top literally ran up to the roof of a car parked in somebody's driveway and started jumping up and down on it. "This is a piece of crap car." Jump, jump, jump.

Geez, these suburban kids are just sooo core.
 

MajesticMoose

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haha, nobody goes to my house anymore. When i was younger we'd get 10-20, and half of those were my friends and myself. Now we're lucky to see 2-3 (last year was 0) but those few kids leave happy cause my mom still buys a lot of stuff. The rest of it doesn't last long though when I'm home:p
 

tcsenter

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Gotta get the cheap stuff, no brand suckers and things. 20 bags @ 99 cents per bag at the dollar store, like 10 LARGE bowls worth....gone in 2 hours. Kids were behaving themselves pretty well. I swear that a dozen 20 year-olds came to the door, though, and not with children in tow. These three kids came back about four times. I asked, "You three again?" They just giggled and went skipping away.

The tiny ones crack me up, though, the two and three year olds who say "Twick or Tweat!" One of them wanted to come inside and play, "Doggie!" he said, pointing to our puppy. His mom had to come inside to get him, cuz he was coming in to say hi. haha

What's with the 15 year-olds who don't even put on a mask or anything? Just come to the door in regular damned clothes!
 

ThunderGirl

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Well I like seeing the kids trick or treat. I was excited this year as we moved to a really great neighborhood with lots of kids.

Well my DUMB neighbors not one even though home turned on their light so did kids come over here for 1 house HECK NO..

Now I am stuck w/ a HUGE bowl of candy and another canister full!

Wish I had some of the ones you are all complaining about.