8-year old steals teachers car and drives it home

PingSpike

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The boy from Modesto, California is the smallest in his class at only four-feet tall. He adjusted the driver's seat and lowered the steering wheel before adjusting his rear-view mirror and turning off the radio. He drove the vehicle home and parked it outside his house.

Sounds like he's a much better driver at eight years old with only video game driving experience then most people around here are. If he wanted to drive like the grownups he should have superglued a cell phone to the side of his face, drove with his knees and spent the whole time paying more attention to the radio dials then the road. :D
 

purbeast0

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Yah, I remember in GTA when you had to adjust the seat, lower the steering wheel, adjust the mirror, and turn off the radio before actually driving.

Funny how the 8 year old's mom said his favorite game is GTA. if she was a fvcking parent who cares, her 8 year old wouldn't be playing that damn game in the first place.

blame it on the parent, not the fvcking game ... sheesh.
 

Lonyo

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
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The boy from Modesto, California is the smallest in his class at only four-feet tall. He adjusted the driver's seat and lowered the steering wheel before adjusting his rear-view mirror and turning off the radio. He drove the vehicle home and parked it outside his house.

Sounds like he's a much better driver at eight years old with only video game driving experience then most people around here are. If he wanted to drive like the grownups he should have superglued a cell phone to the side of his face, drove with his knees and spent the whole time paying more attention to the radio dials then the road. :D

I wonder if he's better at English too...?
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: purbeast0
Yah, I remember in GTA when you had to adjust the seat, lower the steering wheel, adjust the mirror, and turn off the radio before actually driving.

Funny how the 8 year old's mom said his favorite game is GTA. if she was a fvcking parent who cares, her 8 year old wouldn't be playing that damn game in the first place.

blame it on the parent, not the fvcking game ... sheesh.

My thoughts exactly.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
GTA can teach an 8 year old to drive? Imagine if Tommy Vercetti did calculus.

Grand theft calculus?
 

GreenGhost

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That great! Now that he masters the get-away skills, he can practice other crimes shown in the game. Fast-learning kids, aren't they great?
 

Jules

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Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: PingSpike
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The boy from Modesto, California is the smallest in his class at only four-feet tall. He adjusted the driver's seat and lowered the steering wheel before adjusting his rear-view mirror and turning off the radio. He drove the vehicle home and parked it outside his house.

Sounds like he's a much better driver at eight years old with only video game driving experience then most people around here are. If he wanted to drive like the grownups he should have superglued a cell phone to the side of his face, drove with his knees and spent the whole time paying more attention to the radio dials then the road. :D

I wonder if he's better at English too...?

uh oh grammer nazi.
 
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Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: PingSpike
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The boy from Modesto, California is the smallest in his class at only four-feet tall. He adjusted the driver's seat and lowered the steering wheel before adjusting his rear-view mirror and turning off the radio. He drove the vehicle home and parked it outside his house.

Sounds like he's a much better driver at eight years old with only video game driving experience then most people around here are. If he wanted to drive like the grownups he should have superglued a cell phone to the side of his face, drove with his knees and spent the whole time paying more attention to the radio dials then the road. :D

I wonder if he's better at English too...?

uh oh grammer nazi.

Uh oh's.

 

antyler

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We need more responsible drivers like that on the road. Actually have enough common sense to adjust the vehicle accessories before driving.