%#@8 yeah Starbucks!

[AnonymouseUser]

I usually drink decaf latte, and every day I will pick up a latte on the way into work in the morning. There is a Starbucks about 6 blocks from my office that has a drivethru, so it is very convienent to pick it up there.

This morning I placed my order for a decaf/soy/splenda latte, drove up to the window and all was good ... until I get to my desk, pull off the lid and take my first sip.

WTF, they gave me a grande latte. Normally I would say "Who the f drinks this shit. What is the point of coffee if you don't want the sugar/soy in the morning?" I love splenda, sugar or any other sweetener in my coffee, and I'm happy to say but plain black coffee is not my choice in coffee.

I ended up loving the unsweetened, strong assed hot drink and will nevery have another cup of our horrible office coffee! This shit is like crack!

More $5 Starbucks plain black coffee for me! :awe:

PS, I just saw my coworker pour his Starbucks out. I wonder if he got my order...

 

[ThePresence]

Booooo

 

[Wheezer]

sucks to be you bro.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

200mg caffeine pills + 25mg ephedrine HCL pills ftw

 

[surfsatwerk]

200mg caffeine pills + 25mg ephedrine HCL pills ftw

^^^

I miss my morning dose of this and Jack becomes a very dull boy.

 

[killster1]

200mg caffeine pills + 25mg ephedrine HCL pills ftw

hah you take crank basically if you do ephedrine!



oh wait i see this is a mocking of other )*%*$ starbucks post super lame!

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

hah you take crank basically if you do ephedrine!



oh wait i see this is a mocking of other )*%*$ starbucks post super lame!

I have asthma

 

[gorcorps]

I'll give you 5/10 because people don't realize the parody... but that's all, because it wasn't funny

 

[Platypus]

Ironic that I'm yawning in a coffee thread

 

[blackdogdeek]

:thumbsdown;

 

[gimmewhitecastles]

this parody was a rush job. not much thought put into it.
3/10