8 WORDS PER POST STORY!! (let the 4 die, and no my caps lock is not stuck.

[Locutus of Board]

Listen,

8 words. EIGHT!!

If you are in the middle of a sentence, let it be. The next person will need to pick up from where you left off despite where you may be. Conjunctions count.

<<Story starts now>>

There once was a man. This man was

 

[Total Refected Power]

a stylin' cross-dresser

 

[Viper Frag]

who got laid by LOB.

Nef



j/k

 

[blurredvisionx]

he went behind the woodshed and proceeded to

 

[Locutus of Board]

<NPS>
Ummm. Eight?
</NPS>

 

[Wangel]

smoke a pack of camel cigarettes from his

 

[Viperoni]

secret hiding place behind the hay bale and

 

[ltk007]

All the sudden a giant monster jumped on

 

[bigern]

the John Deer tractor and started it up

 

[Wangel]

he jumped on but got his penis stuck

 

[ltk007]

in Girlfriday's mouth. She screamed but there was

 

[Locutus of Board]

no reason to mention GF mouth LTK was

 

[ltk007]

just joking and told lob not to be

 

[Wangel]

so touchy. Just because they secretly eloped last

 

[ltk007]

year and GF kept the secret that LOB

 

[blurredvisionx]

dressed like the opposite sex and ran around

 

[ItsmeItsme]

like a chicken with its head cut off

 

[konichiwa]

does not give him the right to be

 

[raptor13]

[edit]

Screwed!

[/edit]

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

yelled the old lady selling L.O.B. Badger semin

 

[Locutus of Board]

to feed to Monel. Monel loved to eat

 

[ltk007]

fish that had been injected with dye that

 

[Chooie]

made his hair iridescent. Under a blacklight, Monel

 

[XL]

who liked the Badger semin couldn't understand why

 

[IBhacknU]

people would always run away shouting the phrase....