7% of American adults believe choc milk is from brown cows

[amenx]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-brown-cows-and-thats-not-even-the-scary-part

I know what most of you are thinking. They're Trump supporters .

 

[WelshBloke]

6.5% of Americans enjoy taking the piss out of pollsters.

 

[amenx]

6.5% of Americans enjoy taking the piss out of pollsters.

I would earnestly hope you're right... just not willing to bet on it.

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Even I know they come from, White special chocolate producing cows.
That's is what the buttons are for, on the bottom of a cow.
You can choose between:

• Fresh Milk
• Skimmed Milk
• Sour Milk
• Cream
• Butter
• Water (with a slight twist of milk)
• Chocolate Milk
• Toffee Milk
• Pure Chocolate
• Goat's Milk
• Fish Milk
• Vegetable Oil
• Beef extract
• Vegetarian Meat Free Meat substitute
• Cows Eggs
• Internet Juice
• Yeast
• Coffee
• Coke Cola

 

[PottedMeat]

6.5% of Americans enjoy taking the piss out of pollsters.

a nationally representative online survey commissioned by the Innovation Center of U.S. Dairy.

give me an anonymous online survey and i'll pick the most ridiculous options

 

[Fanatical Meat]

6.5% of Americans enjoy taking the piss out of pollsters.

This I read that too and I'd guess that's what was happening because the poll was multiple choice.

 

[Pick2]

Cows are Sacred , you insensitive Clot
regardless of the color of their divine milk.

15% of people polled are pathological liars , they only respond to polls so they can lie some more
and 74.37% of statistics are made up on the spot.

 

[boomerang]

What percentage think chocolate milk comes from the government?

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

What percentage think chocolate milk comes from the government?

Apparently 100% of the ones on the "Food Assistance Programs", think it does (as well as other food items).

 

[Fanatical Meat]

What percentage think chocolate milk comes from the government?

Doesn't the Gobermint subsidize all milk production?

 

[Puffnstuff]

Even I know they come from, White special chocolate producing cows.
That's is what the buttons are for, on the bottom of a cow.
You can choose between:

• Fresh Milk
• Skimmed Milk
• Sour Milk
• Cream
• Butter
• Water (with a slight twist of milk)
• Chocolate Milk
• Toffee Milk
• Pure Chocolate
• Goat's Milk
• Fish Milk
• Vegetable Oil
• Beef extract
• Vegetarian Meat Free Meat substitute
• Cows Eggs
• Internet Juice
• Yeast
• Coffee
• Coke Cola

Are those selections pasteurized?

 

[SOFTengCOMPelec]

Are those selections pasteurized?

Well, it actually uses "thermization", rather than pasturization. because it uses lower temperatures, which allow the cow to survive, while that process is taking place.
When it does, as well as offering ALL the above options to be pasturized (thermization really), it also can make various forms of cheese, using the same process.
Blue Cheese especially likes the thermization Milk.

Apparently 250% of Americans, don't know the correct total for almost all percentages, but the other 150% do.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Well, it actually uses "thermization", rather than pasturization. because it uses lower temperatures, which allow the cow to survive, while that process is taking place.
When it does, as well as offering ALL the above options to be pasturized (thermization really), it also can make various forms of cheese, using the same process.
Blue Cheese especially likes the thermization Milk.

Apparently 250% of Americans, don't know the correct total for almost all percentages, but the other 150% do.

Well that means that they're only batting 50% out of a 1000.

 

[disappoint]

No no no no no! You dum dums! Chocolate comes from brown cows! Chocolate milk comes from brown/white cows.

 

[kage69]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-brown-cows-and-thats-not-even-the-scary-part

I know what most of you are thinking. They're Trump supporters .

Sounds more like young earth creationists to me.

 

[John Connor]

While roughly 80% of the U.S. population has an IQ between 85 and 115, we can see that this 7% is somewhere in the neighborhood of, what? 8 IQ points?

Quick -- A plane carrying Hungarian immigrants back to Hungry from the United States crashes on the Mexico/U.S. border. Where do you bury the survivors?

I bet there's a lot of stupid people that would honestly contemplate that thought for awhile before they gave you an answer. Is it any wonder why the Fed gets away with so much crap? "Stupid is as stupid does."

 

[John Connor]

A rooster lays an egg on top of a roof. Which way does it fall?

 

[Azuma Hazuki]

John Connor survived past third grade. What poor bastard is charged with wiping his ass and tying his shoes?

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Someone find the original questions. I remember there were 3 choices
One serious and correct
One kind of correct
One obviously incorrect
One that was designed to be a joke.

This wasn't a gov survey it was from a milk farmer coalition or some industry group. The surveys purpose didn't appear to be serious.

 

[John Connor]

John Connor survived past third grade. What poor bastard is charged with wiping his ass and tying his shoes?

Awww, I love you too fella.

 

[Sunburn74]

6.5% of Americans enjoy taking the piss out of pollsters.

This. I really would have to wonder if it's a real result. It needs replication by another poll to confirm.