66 year-old woman is suing every homosexual on Earth

[SunnyD]

"The second is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ There is no other commandment greater than these.”"

come at me bro

So I'm supposed to masturbate my neighbor? Sounds pretty homosexual to me.

 

[Ruptga]

So I'm supposed to masturbate my neighbor? Sounds pretty homosexual to me.

fail

Wait. So if you move next door I owe you a handy?


Religion is weird.

 

[Platypus]

So I'm supposed to masturbate my neighbor? Sounds pretty homosexual to me.

I think you meant jerk (or jill) off there, but yes you must, and I am moving next door to you soon.

 

[SunnyD]

fail

The good book seems pretty clear to me with this one... :wub:

God loves homosexuals!

 

[Perknose]

Kudos to her for keeping it confined to this planet. You know what they say, "What happens on earth stays on earth."

 

[chubbyfatazn]

I'm thinking fat, disgusting, angry bitch who couldn't find a guy if she was the only woman who showed up at fleet week and she's blaming the gays for thinning the herd.

She sounds like the perfect woman for TexasHiker. No joke homo.

 

[Paratus]

fail

You could say that Dirigible beat SunnyD. :sneaky:

 

[sandorski]

Why is it always Humans doing things like these?

If God is upset, it should file the papers.

 

[shortylickens]

Why would you want to sue this?

NSFW Link.
http://imagenes.in/wp-content/uploa...lesbian-couples-us-weekly-1423248790g8kn4.jpg

 

[Jeff7]

"The second is this: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’* There is no other commandment greater than these.”"

come at me bro

I think this is how a lot of people actually see that.

 

[Engineer]

Every homosexual on earth should file separate counter-suits in each of their local jurisdictions

So much this. Force her to appear in court every day of the rest of her miserable bitchy life (stupid bitch).

 

[MongGrel]

I'm a gonna counter sue for grins and giggles maybe.

Um, nah.

 

[SunnyD]

You could say that Dirigible beat SunnyD. :sneaky:

He goes down like the Hindenburg.

 

[ElFenix]

i'd like to see her attempt to pay the citation prep fees for all those defendants

 

[Dirigible]

You could say that Dirigible beat SunnyD. :sneaky:

Nuh-uh. SunnyD isn't my neighbor!

 

[Paladin3]

I want to see her proof of ambassadorship. Can the defense subpena her boss to confirm it?

 

[Red Squirrel]

Well, it is Murika where you can sue for anything. (though I think in Canada too... I've heard some pretty stupid lawsuits here too) Is it even possible to sue a group of people based on a characteristic without specifying specific individuals? I can't see how that would work as far as sending court summoning notices etc.

For some reason this reminds me of the case in the Bible where people wanted to stone a woman who was accused of adultery. Jesus stepped in and said something to the extent "he who has never sinned may cast the first stone" because everyone has sinned, so nobody was worthy to throw the stone but him, but he forgave her and let her go. This woman should look at her own life before wanting to do something as drastic as a lawsuit to others because of a sin. I guess she's just looking for a fabulous payout. :biggrin:

 

[natto fire]

Well, it is Murika where you can sue for anything. (though I think in Canada too... I've heard some pretty stupid lawsuits here too) Is it even possible to sue a group of people based on a characteristic without specifying specific individuals? I can't see how that would work as far as sending court summoning notices etc.

For some reason this reminds me of the case in the Bible where people wanted to stone a woman who was accused of adultery. Jesus stepped in and said something to the extent "he who has never sinned may cast the first stone" because everyone has sinned, so nobody was worthy to throw the stone but him, but he forgave her and let her go. This woman should look at her own life before wanting to do something as drastic as a lawsuit to others because of a sin. I guess she's just looking for a fabulous payout. :biggrin:

You might want to forward this to that crazy lady, because she is using your religion as the basis for her lawsuit. As much as you want this to be a Murika thing, it is more a Christy thing.

 

[sportage]

Sooooo.... If GOD fails to show up in court, is this dismissed?

 

[zinfamous]

whatever bag of dicks filed this suit on her behalf should be disbarred. what a waste of everything.

 

[Ruptga]

Sooooo.... If GOD fails to show up in court, is this dismissed?

Yeah, but depending on who gets involved it may drag on for a bit.

 

[SlickSnake]

The inner workings of the mind of a crazy religious person is truly a sight to behold and fascinating stuff. However, she goes on to significantly reduce and quantify the actual defendants she is intent on suing in her rambling religious diatribe to the courts.

Page 2, line 7.

"Your honor, I've heard the boasting of the defendant: the homosexuals on the world news. From the young, to the old; from the rich an famous, to the not so rich and famous; how they were tired of hiding in the closet, and how glad they are to be coming out of the closet."

(Hmm, I'm not sure if I ever actually came in a closet before, but it's nice she is so concerned about where I come.)

So, unless you are a "homosexual on the world news", you are not a party to her lawsuit at all. Which would narrow the lawsuit down considerably, to only those defendants. All I can say is WHEW, I'm glad I don't have to worry about this lawsuit.

I guess at some point they will need to determine what constitutes being homosexual on "world news" versus local news. And even what kind of "world news" will apply, TV, radio, print and internet. For instance, I guess the local newspapers would not apply, but something like TIME magazine would apply, since it's published regionally around the world.

At any rate, if any conservative, fundie judge decided to actually take on this case, it would literally drag on for decades (if not a century) and most of the present defendants (and certainly the plaintiff) would probably be dead of old age before it's completed. Not to mention, it would tie up the court and court employees shuffling paper work around indefinitely.

And here is the holy ambassadors favorite video game (in case you missed the previous posters link)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/05/05/kill-the-lovely human-video-game_n_7214374.html

 

[SlickSnake]

My mother was quite confused when I informed her she'd been named as a defendant in a class-action lawsuit against literally every gay person on Earth. But I guess it's not every day you get sued simply for existing. Frankly, I think she's going to need a better defense than "oh, horse shit."

ROFLOL! :biggrin:

Well, unless she has been on the "world news" proclaiming her homosexuality, I think she is in the clear.

 

[SlickSnake]

She filed the suit as an ambassador for "plaintiffs God, and his son, Jesus Christ." So I'm guessing that it's not a recognized title.

Plus, that would mean the onus is on her to prove her claimed holy ambassadorship, I would imagine.

 

[midnight growler]

Well this is great, now I need to hire a lawyer to defend me! Can I get one that was on Law & Order?