6 Deadliest creatures that can fit inside your shoe

[RichardE]

http://www.cracked.com/article...-fit-in-your-shoe.html

:Q

NSFW language

Not going anywhere near Australia :Q

 

[joesmoke]

<chuck norris' foot joke>

 

[JohnCU]

what the hell is a reaturesanimals?

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
what the hell is a reaturesanimals?

The deadliest of creatures that can fit in your shoe

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
what the hell is a reaturesanimals?

An edit gone horribly wrong

 

[JohnCU]

that poor little frog looks too cute to be deadly *snorgle*

 

[halik]

why would you put them all in your shoe ?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
that poor little frog looks too cute to be deadly *snorgle*

If you lick it, it will turn into Jessica Alba

:Q

 

[darkxshade]

Shoulda sent this link to that Iraqi before he tossed his shoe at Bush

 

[adairusmc]

Piranhas can fit into a shoe also (NSFW)

 

[Newbian]

Brazilian Wandering Spider

And fixing it may involve the doctor puncturing your dick with a sharp object to release the blood.

WHERE ARE THE NUKES????

 

[Molondo]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
Piranhas can fit into a shoe also (NSFW)

Is that real? that can't be real

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
Piranhas can fit into a shoe also (NSFW)

HOLY SHIT

this thread is gonna give me nightmares

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Molondo

Originally posted by: adairusmc
Piranhas can fit into a shoe also (NSFW)

Is that real? that can't be real

Sweet mother of Jesus..

hold me dNor...

 

[K1052]

From one of the Brazilian Wandering Spider articles:

Mr Stevens, 23, photographed the spider with his mobile phone, thinking it dead after it had fallen in the freezer and been stunned by the cold.

Just to make sure, he poured boiling water over the spider and placed it in a jar, a report in The Times newspaper said. Later he also cooked the spider in the microwave.

But by the time Mr Stevens was taken to hospital in Somerset, dizzy and shaking and with his hand badly swollen, the spider had shaken off the ill treatment and was up and moving again, struggling to get out of the jar.

:Q

Should have used the crowbar.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: K1052
From one of the Brazilian Wandering Spider articles:

Mr Stevens, 23, photographed the spider with his mobile phone, thinking it dead after it had fallen in the freezer and been stunned by the cold.

Just to make sure, he poured boiling water over the spider and placed it in a jar, a report in The Times newspaper said. Later he also cooked the spider in the microwave.

But by the time Mr Stevens was taken to hospital in Somerset, dizzy and shaking and with his hand badly swollen, the spider had shaken off the ill treatment and was up and moving again, struggling to get out of the jar.

:Q

Should have used the crowbar.

...

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
Piranhas can fit into a shoe also (NSFW)

Why do i choose to look even though I know i shouldnt....

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Brazilian Wandering Spider

And fixing it may involve the doctor puncturing your dick with a sharp object to release the blood.

WHERE ARE THE NUKES????

Haha, I laughed when I read that. A spider that can give you a raging hardon :laugh:

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: adairusmc
Piranhas can fit into a shoe also (NSFW)

That deserves a whole new emoticon. Holy crap.

 

[Nik]

http://www.cracked.com/article...endangered-enough.html

As if a giant spider that can bring down a moderate-sized flying animal wasn't bad enough, it's one of the "hissing bastard spiders" (that's actually its full scientific name), the creepiest creature to exist outside of a horror novel. At this point, evolution clearly just started piling in everything nasty that could possibly fit: Its spit can dissolve flesh down to the bone AND it can shoot invisible hairs that cut your eyes and mouth. While the "intelligent designer" theory has lost steam of late, the "sadistic bastard creator" theory is single-handedly supported by the existence of this creature.

:Q

 

[jonks]

Will I Be Alright?

It's called the fucking deathstalker. What do you think?

lol

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: Nik
http://www.cracked.com/article...endangered-enough.html

As if a giant spider that can bring down a moderate-sized flying animal wasn't bad enough, it's one of the "hissing bastard spiders" (that's actually its full scientific name), the creepiest creature to exist outside of a horror novel. At this point, evolution clearly just started piling in everything nasty that could possibly fit: Its spit can dissolve flesh down to the bone AND it can shoot invisible hairs that cut your eyes and mouth. While the "intelligent designer" theory has lost steam of late, the "sadistic bastard creator" theory is single-handedly supported by the existence of this creature.

:Q

there are no words to describe the horribleness in this thread

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Nik
http://www.cracked.com/article...endangered-enough.html

As if a giant spider that can bring down a moderate-sized flying animal wasn't bad enough, it's one of the "hissing bastard spiders" (that's actually its full scientific name), the creepiest creature to exist outside of a horror novel. At this point, evolution clearly just started piling in everything nasty that could possibly fit: Its spit can dissolve flesh down to the bone AND it can shoot invisible hairs that cut your eyes and mouth. While the "intelligent designer" theory has lost steam of late, the "sadistic bastard creator" theory is single-handedly supported by the existence of this creature.

:Q

Yeah, and they say that this place was designed "just for us." So why is it that we have to invest a fair amount of time ensuring that our lovely planet won't kill or torture us in a variety of painful ways?
Not to mention that we're kind of stuck here. 99.99999...9% of the Universe's volume is uninhabitable to us.


Goliath Bird Eating Spider: When it absolutely, positively has to be dead by morning.

 

[theblackbox]

one word, irukandji. the most venomous creature in the world, and almost too small to see. found where. australia of course.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Nik
http://www.cracked.com/article...endangered-enough.html

As if a giant spider that can bring down a moderate-sized flying animal wasn't bad enough, it's one of the "hissing bastard spiders" (that's actually its full scientific name), the creepiest creature to exist outside of a horror novel. At this point, evolution clearly just started piling in everything nasty that could possibly fit: Its spit can dissolve flesh down to the bone AND it can shoot invisible hairs that cut your eyes and mouth. While the "intelligent designer" theory has lost steam of late, the "sadistic bastard creator" theory is single-handedly supported by the existence of this creature.

:Q

I love Cracked.com. From the same article...

"Not the cuddly, wuddly panda!" you exclaim, possibly chewing on a gender-neutral flax-soy bar. Well guess what? The panda is nature's loser, an animal so far gone that it won't even have sex without the aid of several Chinese zookeepers. When a species' sole responsibility is to "get busy" and it still doesn't bother, then we, as people who have to go to goddamn work every day, lose sympathy.