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postmortemIA

Diamond Member
Jul 11, 2006
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I once punched a woman square in the nose.

I was politely waiting to pull into a parking space. I had my blinker on. I was pulled over at just the right distance as a car backed out the space. And then just as I put my car into drive, a woman comes racing around me and shoots into the space. I pulled up a little and honked. She was getting out of her car. She took one look at me and gave me the finger. I rolled down my window and still being polite, I explained how I was waiting for the space. She told me to fuck myself and started walking away. I hopped out of my car, caught up to her in 2 seconds, turned her around and walloped her. I am 6 feet tall and 200 pounds and I hit her with all the strength I could muster. I am sure I broke bones in her face. She crumpled onto the pavement and laid there gasping for breath. I got back in my car drove away.

Know this, I can and will do it again. Try me.
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Ryan

Ryan

Lifer
Oct 31, 2000
27,519
2
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Spoof. Dope. Crank. Creep. Bomb. Spank. Shit. Bang. Zip. Tweak. Chard. Call it what you will. It's all methamphetamine. That's what I'm here for.
 
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GoingUp

Lifer
Jul 31, 2002
16,720
1
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I think divorce is like a cancer. One of my friends just got a divorce. Her husband was seeing someone else. We all consoled her. Next thing I know, several other friends are talking about divorce. The cancer is spreading.

I don't know, maybe these other women want to be the center of attention for a while too. How odd. It's like they were the center of attention on their wedding day. But that was a long time ago. So maybe the perverted logic is if they get divorced, everyone will be focused on them again. And as an extra bonus, they can follow that up with another wedding day. How perfect.

I am a woman and have to admit sometimes woman are weird.
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QFMFT
 
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RaiderJ

Diamond Member
Apr 29, 2001
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Taking people spaces like that is a good way to get punched... or get the crap keyed out of your car.
 
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se7en

Platinum Member
Oct 23, 2002
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Originally posted by: Vic
If only more people did the same!
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There would be no more feminazi's as once they get jacked in the mouth a time or 2 they would realize women actually SHOULD be treated differently.

Glad to see equal rights in work here treating her as he would have treated any random guy.
 
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Agentbolt

Diamond Member
Jul 9, 2004
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Don't you guys remember the thread where my friend punched that chick out in self defense? According to ATOT, women are innocent little dainty flowers that are singularly incapable of doing anything wrong and are exempt from any kind of physical reprisals from any men whatsoever.

Although, FWIW, man or woman there's a better way to handle it. Violence should always be a last resort. Punching someone out because they took your spot is about as lame and dumb a response as you can get. He should've just keyed up her car or something.
 
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Tiamat

Lifer
Nov 25, 2003
14,068
5
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Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Punching someone out because they took your spot is about as lame and dumb a response as you can get. He should've just keyed up her car or something.
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yllus

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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Could have just scratched the living hell out of her car.

Of course, I tend to feel that if you catch someone scratching your car you should be legally allowed to shoot them.
 
her209

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Originally posted by: Agentbolt
Although, FWIW, man or woman there's a better way to handle it. Violence should always be a last resort. Punching someone out because they took your spot is about as lame and dumb a response as you can get. He should've just keyed up her car or something.
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Overreacting would be to shoot her.
 
Vic

Vic

Elite Member
Jun 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: se7en
Originally posted by: Vic
If only more people did the same!
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There would be no more feminazi's as once they get jacked in the mouth a time or 2 they would realize women actually SHOULD be treated differently.

Glad to see equal rights in work here treating her as he would have treated any random guy.
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Male or female doesn't matter to me in this case. IMO it's the fat over-the-hill men (aka "brokedicks") who are even more passive aggressive rude/nasty out in public.
 
IAteYourMother

IAteYourMother

Lifer
Nov 3, 2004
10,491
22
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I've been with my wife for 5+ years. We have a fine relationship and an adequate sex life. But more than anything, I want to pull out after fucking her, straddle her, and cum all over her face. No persmission, no advance warning. Just pull out and shoot my cum all over her face. But I am terrified to try this for fear of outright rejection and being called a pig.

So I just look at porn on the computer of beautiful women getting facials while I jerk off.
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