- Dec 10, 1999
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Okay, all you people cryin' "Where are the WMD!!!?!?!?" like it's such an easy thing to find, I got a challenge for you.
I will hide a small box filled with empty glass vials somewhere in the greater Los Angeles area. After which I will put $5000 in an escrow account. If you find that small box before the Coalition forces find WMD in Iraq, you get the $5000.
Only caveat is that you have to pay 8% interest per annum on the $5000. This is simply to compensate me for the cost of the $5000, because I can compound my money at an 8% annual rate (at the very least). If you win though, you get the $5000 plus the accrued interest. If you lose, I get my $5000 back and the accrued interest.
Sure the Coalition has more people searching, but Iraq is the size of California. Los Angeles is a significantly smaller area.
The U.N. said Iraq had WMD, Clinton said Iraq had WMD, Congress said Iraq had WMD, Bush said Iraq had WMD, Saddam used WMD against his people, Saddam admitted he had WMD, realist logic dictates that Iraq had WMD. It is error to conclude that because we haven't found them yet, that they did not exist. I'll put my money where my mouth is, how about you?
EDIT: I am peeved at the Bush administration for not having a better grasp of the situation. Saddam had them, and now we don't know where they are. A plan to track and contain the movement of these things should have been in place before the chaos of war. Sure we can't be exact, but we could have like I dunno... sealed off the border to Syria!
I will hide a small box filled with empty glass vials somewhere in the greater Los Angeles area. After which I will put $5000 in an escrow account. If you find that small box before the Coalition forces find WMD in Iraq, you get the $5000.
Only caveat is that you have to pay 8% interest per annum on the $5000. This is simply to compensate me for the cost of the $5000, because I can compound my money at an 8% annual rate (at the very least). If you win though, you get the $5000 plus the accrued interest. If you lose, I get my $5000 back and the accrued interest.
Sure the Coalition has more people searching, but Iraq is the size of California. Los Angeles is a significantly smaller area.
The U.N. said Iraq had WMD, Clinton said Iraq had WMD, Congress said Iraq had WMD, Bush said Iraq had WMD, Saddam used WMD against his people, Saddam admitted he had WMD, realist logic dictates that Iraq had WMD. It is error to conclude that because we haven't found them yet, that they did not exist. I'll put my money where my mouth is, how about you?
EDIT: I am peeved at the Bush administration for not having a better grasp of the situation. Saddam had them, and now we don't know where they are. A plan to track and contain the movement of these things should have been in place before the chaos of war. Sure we can't be exact, but we could have like I dunno... sealed off the border to Syria!