50 things women can't do

[Murpheeee]

Sure this is probably a repost.....but amusing


50 things women can't do

01. know anything about a car except its colour

02. understand a film plot

03. go 24 hours without sending a text message

04. lift

05. throw

06. run

07. park

08. fart

09. read a map

10. rob a bank

11. resist Ikea

12. sit still

13. tell a joke

14. play pool

15. pay for dinner

16. eat a kebab whilst walking

17. pee out of a train window

18. argue without shouting

19. get told off without crying

20. understand fruit machines

21. walk past a shoe shop

22. make a decent bacon sandwich

23. not comment on a strangers clothes

24. use small amounts of toilet paper

25. let you sleep with a hangover

26. drink a pint gracefully

27. get a round in

28. throw a punch

29. do magic

30. like your friends

31. enjoy p*rn

32. eat a really hot curry

33. get to the point

34. buy plain envelopes

35. take less than 20 minutes in the toilet

36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

37. go shopping without telephoning 20 friends

38. avoid credit card debt

39. dive into a pool

40. assemble furniture

41. roll a booger between finger and thumb

42. set a video recorder

43. not try and change you

44. watch a war film

45. understand why flirting results in violence

46. spend a day by themselves

47. go to the toilet by themselves

48. buy a purse that fits in their pocket

49. choose a video quickly

50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

 

[conjur]

<donning flame-protectant suit>

 

[GoingUp]

 

[Murpheeee]

Originally posted by: conjur
<donning flame-protectant suit>

 

[yobarman]

nice

 

[AstIsis]

Can too! Ok..maybe not 17, 21, 36 and 48.

 

[notfred]

understand fruit machines

WTF is a fruit machine?

 

[Banana]

Take cover!

 

[Murpheeee]

Originally posted by: Tyler

understand fruit machines

WTF is a fruit machine?

it's a slot machine....called fruit machine in UK.....cause it has fruits on wheels I guess

 

[Geekbabe]

Dual Trout smack for you!

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: Murpheeee

Originally posted by: Tyler

understand fruit machines

WTF is a fruit machine?

it's a slot machine....called fruit machine in UK.....cause it has fruits on wheels I guess

hahah you call that a fruit machine?

 

[MercenaryForHire]

yu0

- M4H

 

[Murpheeee]

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Murpheeee

Originally posted by: Tyler

understand fruit machines

WTF is a fruit machine?

it's a slot machine....called fruit machine in UK.....cause it has fruits on wheels I guess

hahah you call that a fruit machine?

there you go, you have learned something today about another culture - your visit to ATOT has been worthwhile

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Murpheeee

Originally posted by: Deeko

Originally posted by: Murpheeee

Originally posted by: Tyler

understand fruit machines

WTF is a fruit machine?

it's a slot machine....called fruit machine in UK.....cause it has fruits on wheels I guess

hahah you call that a fruit machine?

there you go, you have learned something today about another culture

UK casino owners are fruits?

- M4H

 

[godmare]

That's an excellent list!

 

[SCSIfreek]

I'll have to agreed with most of the listing.

 

[Ausm]

I don't agree with not throw a punch..You never been hit by my ex

You did miss stop bitching...


Ausm

 

[Winchester]

51.) Cant write their name in the snow without touching it.

 

[Syringer]

Originally posted by: Deeko
hahah you call that a fruit machine?

Isn't that what we call you around here?

 

[Rudee]

20. understand fruit machines

huh???

 

[clamum]

19. get told off without crying
36. sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"

Haha!

 

[4Lclovergirl]

I can do all of those things, at least in theory, except for 17, 36, and of course, 50!

but yes, I am perpetually cold! Although yesterday it was so humid I actually asked to have the screen opened!

 

[XZeroII]

I think you are talking about teenage women and newly wed women. All others can/will do many of them.

 

[AthlonXP]

50. get this far without having argued with at least 1 of the above

 

[PricklyPete]

All I know is my girlfriend can fart...