Originally posted by: blahblah99
38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
46. Critiquing our driving is only second to critiquing our love making.
49. The jeans don?t make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your ass look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn?t mean to hurt you.
Only 4 worthwhile ones in that list. But they are ++++++.