- Nov 20, 2011
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Okay so some of you probably heard about this new book and moving making the rounds lately. For those not familiar with the whole "50 shades of grey" deal, here are the cliff notes.
------------------------------------- 50 Shades of Grey Cliff Notes by Hugo Drax -----------------------------------------------------------------
Some mousy underpaid, over educated liberal arts millenial chick is sent to interview some super rich dude who has a helicopter and a collection of expensive cars and lives in a fancy penthouse.
Rich dude has mental scars of being abused by his mom ala Norman bates so he hates women that reminds him of his abusive mother.
Dude gets an interview by this chick and she reminds him of his mother, so he decides she will be his new plaything to get his inner fustrations out, ie pimp slap her, tie her up, humiliate her the whole shebang.
She finds this super rich powerful handsome guy exciting and sexy, the ultimate alpha male.
Dude pays attention to her and stalks her, her panties get wet with all this attention, although she is a little creeped out, but fuck it he has a helicopter and he gives her a car.
He pimp slaps her and kicks her around like a cat playing with a freshly caught mouse. She deals with it, secretly hoping she can fix him and that no pain no gain. Take the beatings and maybe she can change him.
time goes on and the beatings begin to subside as her powerful submissive feminine charm slowly suffocates away the hate/rage, like a python smothering its prey. The transformation begins.
Eventually he becomes pussywhipped and declawed, she pops out some kids and now he is the perfect knight in shining armor and they become a happily married couple.
------------------------------------- 50 Shades of Grey Cliff Notes by Hugo Drax -----------------------------------------------------------------
Some mousy underpaid, over educated liberal arts millenial chick is sent to interview some super rich dude who has a helicopter and a collection of expensive cars and lives in a fancy penthouse.
Rich dude has mental scars of being abused by his mom ala Norman bates so he hates women that reminds him of his abusive mother.
Dude gets an interview by this chick and she reminds him of his mother, so he decides she will be his new plaything to get his inner fustrations out, ie pimp slap her, tie her up, humiliate her the whole shebang.
She finds this super rich powerful handsome guy exciting and sexy, the ultimate alpha male.
Dude pays attention to her and stalks her, her panties get wet with all this attention, although she is a little creeped out, but fuck it he has a helicopter and he gives her a car.
He pimp slaps her and kicks her around like a cat playing with a freshly caught mouse. She deals with it, secretly hoping she can fix him and that no pain no gain. Take the beatings and maybe she can change him.
time goes on and the beatings begin to subside as her powerful submissive feminine charm slowly suffocates away the hate/rage, like a python smothering its prey. The transformation begins.
Eventually he becomes pussywhipped and declawed, she pops out some kids and now he is the perfect knight in shining armor and they become a happily married couple.
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