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Naw, you don't need to be a billionaire CEO like Christian Grey.
Or own your own helicopter and helipad.
A VM bug will or Toyota will work just fine.
You can actually do your Gray on a budget.
And just do maybe 5 shades, or 10, or maybe 12 shades?
Who needs the whole 50?
Yes, you too can do it cheap, and maintain your budget.
Shop smart.
Example:
Hobby Lobby,
Peacock feather $1.25
Candles (hot wax) $3.00
Wal-Mart,
First off, forget about expensive ropes.
You don't need to actually tie someone up.
Just the illusion of bondage will do.
So instead of ropes,
Gift wrapping ribbon $2.00
Body lotion, or baby oil $3.50
While baby oil is a lot more fun, it is a lot more messy to clean up.
So if going the baby oil route add to your Gray list,
Plastic bed sheets $9.99
(if Christian Grey never tried baby oil, he never actually hit his 50 shades. Only 49
)
Oh, also add clothes pins, the spring type.
Package of 24 $4.00
And don't forget the sleep-aid blind fold.
Sleep-aid blind fold $4.00
And then add the freebies.
All the things you should already have around the house.
Ice cubes from the freezer $free
Various cooking utensils (be creative) $free
And your choice of music from pandora $free
And food can be fun.
Bananas (pealed), or hotdogs (without the bun).
Just be careful not to choke your partner.
And there you have it.
A great start for your 50 Shades Of Gray encounter, on a budget.
Loads of fun, or two funs, and possibly even three funs (if your up to it), for adults of all ages.
Aw those three funs !!!!
And for those random casual interlude moments with the stranger, it doesn't hurt to have a room with a lock on the door.
So if your other half should arrive home early, unexpected, the mailman or Avon lady (which ever your gender preference) can have time to put on their pants/skirt and skip out the side window.
50 (or less) Shades Of Gray, on a budget.
Suck on that Mr rich man Christian Grey!
Or own your own helicopter and helipad.
A VM bug will or Toyota will work just fine.
You can actually do your Gray on a budget.
And just do maybe 5 shades, or 10, or maybe 12 shades?
Who needs the whole 50?
Yes, you too can do it cheap, and maintain your budget.
Shop smart.
Example:
Hobby Lobby,
Peacock feather $1.25
Candles (hot wax) $3.00
Wal-Mart,
First off, forget about expensive ropes.
You don't need to actually tie someone up.
Just the illusion of bondage will do.
So instead of ropes,
Gift wrapping ribbon $2.00
Body lotion, or baby oil $3.50
While baby oil is a lot more fun, it is a lot more messy to clean up.
So if going the baby oil route add to your Gray list,
Plastic bed sheets $9.99
(if Christian Grey never tried baby oil, he never actually hit his 50 shades. Only 49
)Oh, also add clothes pins, the spring type.
Package of 24 $4.00
And don't forget the sleep-aid blind fold.
Sleep-aid blind fold $4.00
And then add the freebies.
All the things you should already have around the house.
Ice cubes from the freezer $free
Various cooking utensils (be creative) $free
And your choice of music from pandora $free
And food can be fun.
Bananas (pealed), or hotdogs (without the bun).
Just be careful not to choke your partner.
And there you have it.
A great start for your 50 Shades Of Gray encounter, on a budget.
Loads
of fun, or two funs, and possibly even three funs (if your up to it), for adults of all ages.Aw those three funs !!!!
And for those random casual interlude moments with the stranger, it doesn't hurt to have a room with a lock on the door.
So if your other half should arrive home early, unexpected, the mailman or Avon lady (which ever your gender preference) can have time to put on their pants/skirt and skip out the side window.
50 (or less) Shades Of Gray, on a budget.
Suck on that Mr rich man Christian Grey!
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