So i Walk into the hispanic "eatery" dressed in a colelge tee shirt, shorts, and sandals, to an interesting mesh of expressions made up mostly of hispanics.....
They all gave me that look of "what the fvk are you doing here," except the owner, because we're cool.
First, when I spouted out perfect spanish, they were like ":Q" "How the..."
That was normal.
When I left with my food (it was to go) everyone was looking outside the window at my car. I saw flashing lights
I had parked in a fire zone, as msot of their clientel does, so I could go in, pick up my stuff, and leave, instead of parking a block away.
[What I saw experienced]
As I walked up to the cop, I was..."oh man, boy did I make a bad choice"
Of course he responded with "you know you aren't suppossed to"
I responded "sir, you are absolutely correct. People do it and I did it jsut this once as they did (truth) and I am sorry," as I put my food in my car.
He told me that he wasn't done writing the ticket, so he would let me go with warning
I let out a silent "woohoo" under my breath, thanked him, got in my car, and left.
[what the people in the restaurant experienced]
Some dude walked in, walked out to find his car in the midst of the flashing blue lights we all hate, they exhance a few words, and it is all over immediately.
When I pulled away, everyone was looking through the window at me with the same expression that I will recreate for you now:
:shocked:
Cliffs:
I ate, I conquered
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