50 Pence - in da Pub

BennyD

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anyone heard this song, i think it's hilarious?

some lyrics:

Go go go go go go go on love,
It's my birthday
You look tarty love
It's my birthday
I'll buy you a bacardi love
It's my birthday
and you know i'm havin' a laugh it's not my birthday.

you find me in the pub, with a pint of bud
look love, i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
im in there playin darts, i aint in there growin schrubs
so come fill up my mug before my bag gets stuck

you can find me in the pub, with a pint of bud
look love, i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs
im in there playin darts, i aint in there growin schrubs
so come fill up my mug before my bag gets stuck

when i pull up out front you see my vauxhall nova
when i hit the bar it's ten pints before i'm over
i came to watch the game cause im a blackburn rover
and i munch on mnm's when i'm down in smirnova

but only nothings changed cash down bottoms up
and i got a paper cut from rollin my rizla up
if you watch our move you'll mistake me for a geezer, a gimp
cause i fell down my stairs an now i walk witha limp

in the crap bits of watford they say "50 you hot"
they like me i want them to love me like lesbian hot
i go to hemil hempstead and they'll tell you i'm crazy
coz i once got drunk and humped a statue of a lady

but i'm fully focused now, tea and coffee on my mind
got a part time job in the daily grind
now this girls says, she likes me hair she likes my car
her friend is fit but she's as ugly as [censored]


you can find it on k++ if you look, i believe it is not under copyright
 

Mookow

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Oh, this is going to replace "In Da Club" so next time the girls want to hear it during a party, they're in for a surprise
 

jjessico

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Since we are talking about 50 Cent, how about a little Remix I wrote of Wanksta, about the life of the lankiest man to play in the NBA in awhile, Dirk Nowitzki. Let me know what you think.

[Spoken]
It's Dirk surname Nowitzki
Dirk
Break it down
I got alot of balling to do for a die
and I ain't got time to waste
Let's make it

[Chorus:]
You say you a lanksta
But you neva block nothin
You say you a lanksta
and you need to stop frontin

[Verse 1]
You ain'ta friend of mine,( huh)
You ain't no mate of mine,( nah)
What makes you think that I won't run up on you in the lane
We do this all the time
Right now we in the paint
So hurry up and run, while we go dropping 2s and 3s
Freethrow its got a line
I'll throw it through that twine
A pass like that gotta be one of kind
I crush em' everytime
Dunk em' with every drive
I'm fvcking with they mind
I make em' press rewind
They know they can't shine if I'm around the court
Been on paroll since 94 cause I drop them shots
I said it in my line, I did it 9 to 5
The forwards ran up in my zone
You know who triple doubling

[Chorus: x2]
You say you a lanksta
But you neva block nothin
You say you a lanksta
and you need to stop frontin
You go to the baseline
but you neva drop nothin
You been balling a long time
and you ain't got nothin

[Verse 2]
Damn Homie, In high school you was the man homie
Fuck happened to you
I got the quickets left hander, some say nothing is blander
awesome dude you play with my team, I'm going to hold a vendetta
Now guards think I'm gonna sweat em, picking on the perimeter
I'd drop it one step, I know I can stuff em
I look good, but I know I play betta

He tryna avoid my blockage
Homie and I ain't gonna let em
Go ahead, start some bullshit
You get your club messed up
We in the arena doing the same ol' three step
Europe unit cause they say our hair is growed out
Cause we don't go nowhere without our big white boys

[Chorus x2]

[Verse 3]
Me I'm no Baker
Me I'm no Artest
Me I'm no T-Mac me I'm just me, me
Me I'm no Jordan
Me I am the Lanksta
And it's me you see on your tv
cause I hustle baby
This ball sh!t is so easy
I'm getting what you get for a brick to block homies
By any means, partner, I got to score on these streets
If you play me close, for sure I'm gonna drop my shot
Niggas saying they going murder Dirk, how?
We ride around with arms the size of stretch armstrong
What you know about big J's and crossovers in da lane
Equipped with head fakes, 360's and double pumps, huh
 

gotsmack

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how about explaining some of the slang?

like

Red square

Croneer berg

growin schrubs

rollin my rizla up

my bag gets stuck

my vauxhall nova

down in smirnova

im a blackburn rover



her friend is fit but she's as ugly as [censored] = what word gets censored?




 

BennyD

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
how about explaining some of the slang?

like

Red square

Croneer berg

growin schrubs

rollin my rizla up

my bag gets stuck

my vauxhall nova

down in smirnova

im a blackburn rover



her friend is fit but she's as ugly as [censored] = what word gets censored?


red square = vodka mix drink in uk

Cronenburg 1664 = beer

growin schrubs = growing cannabis?

rizla = wraps

bag gets stuck = ???????

vauxhall nova = very sh1tty car very common among boy racers (ricers)

smirnova = something that rhymes with nova :)

blackburn rover = supporting blackburn rovers football (soccer) club
 

TheCorm

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LOL...gonna download that later!

Smirnova = some sort of reference to Smirnoff Vodka Maybe?
 

gotsmack

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thanks, but what is the word that gets censored in the song, when he is complaining about the ugly girl? PM me?
 

UNCjigga

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Originally posted by: gotsmack
thanks, but what is the word that gets censored in the song, when he is complaining about the ugly girl? PM me?
Think of a swear word that rhymes with "fit". Careful...don't think too hard. ;)