50 nerdy pick-up lines

[TastesLikeChicken]

http://bloggasm.com/50-nerdy-pick-up-lines

Baby I?ll treat you like my homework ? I?ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

:laugh:

Most of them stink but a few are pretty good.

 

[Kaido]

19. I think my heart just lagged.

:laugh:

 

[clamum]

15. Baby I?ll treat you like my homework ? I?ll slam you on the table and do you all night long

25. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

26. Baby, you?re a 9.999999999? but you?d be a 10 if you were with me.

:laugh:

 

[AmpedSilence]

Ha! I remember actually using the line... 38. Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

I walked home with her number that night... I think it helped that she was a math teacher though!

 

[hdeck]

fantastic list. thank you

 

[Bill Brasky]

lol. Great list. :thumbsup:

26. Baby, you?re a 9.999999999? but you?d be a 10 if you were with me.
That is the greatest!

 

[Krazy4Real]

haha

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Zaitsev
lol. Great list. :thumbsup:

26. Baby, you?re a 9.999999999? but you?d be a 10 if you were with me.
That is the greatest!

9.99999999999<>10! lol

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Kaido
19. I think my heart just lagged.

:laugh:

so fvking lame yet so grin-inducing:laugh:

 

[her209]

24. Baby, if you were words on a page, you?d be what they call FINE PRINT!

 

[maziwanka]

Our love is like dividing by zero?. you cannot define it

 

[dug777]

:|


9.999999999999999999999999999999999999999=10 :|

 

[Martin]

Baby I?ll treat you like my homework ? I?ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

That wouldn't have worked with me:

Baby I?ll treat you like my homework ? I?ll ignore you for months on end while I drink and play foosball with my friends.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
Our love is like dividing by zero?. you cannot define it

Yeah, but zero love divided by 0 = 1...

 

[xSkyDrAx]

You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

:laugh:!

 

[Alistar7]

Originally posted by: Martin

Baby I?ll treat you like my homework ? I?ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

That wouldn't have worked with me:

Baby I?ll treat you like my homework ? I?ll ignore you for months on end while I drink and play foosball with my friends.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: dug777
:|


9.999999999999999999999999999999999999999=10 :|

No.