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Lozer

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I dun raced two 5.sl0ws this weekend. smoked em by a mile. one of em claimed is stang could do the 1/4 in 9 secs, he was on some crack cause if he was doin 9's then i was doin 5 cause i smoked him.
 

kranky

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<< I dun raced... >>



How do you race using dial-up networking? Is that some kind of LAN game?
 

Lozer

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<< How do you race using dial-up networking? Is that some kind of LAN game? >>



NERD!!
 
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Quality. laugh.

Somewhere in your backyard I hear a lonely set of Big Wheels calling your name. Oh my bad, I meant your &quot;Integra Type R&quot;. You can't even get the type of engine it has in it right, much less a valid 1/4 mile time.
 

FettsBabe

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Lozer - Shut up and go work on your car. :disgust:

Come on down and visit me. I will pull out my stepson's BMX and race you. I'll even take you up hill. Better get my &quot;go fast&quot; stickers on it because you can do a 1/4 in 11 secs. :Q
 

Napalm381

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<< you leave ragingbiotch. i am a quality posting member. >>


LOL.
That's the funniest thing I've read all day. Right up there with &quot;i don't like u, u leave fruitcake&quot;.
 

DAM

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lozer, we want pics, testimony from ppl with some credibility and that are not on acid like you are. also, the fact that you are probably 12 and dont even own a car makes us weary in regards to your great credibility.





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Soybomb

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Actually Lozer has made quite a contribution to this board, think of all the sigs he inspired, and all the laughter we have at his expense! We all know he doesnt have what he says he has, but its funny to hear him keep it up!
 

prodigy

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Look at what his sig. says.



<< 90% of the sh!t I just make up to make you mad&quot; -Eminem >>



Have you ever thought he could me making all of this up just to make you guys mad? LOL