#5 for Tiger is now official

[weadjust]

Waitress at a Perkins Restaurant in Orlando. Do I hear 6?

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/mistress-5-claim-perkins-waitress-mindy-lawton-27310

Tiger is going to create his own Stimulus Plan after this is all said and done.

 

[OCGuy]

Guys I am just going to come out and say this before it hits the media. Id rather you hear it from me.



I fucked Tiger in the summer of '03.

 

[rudeguy]

Who cares

 

[JohnCU]

i'd do tiger for a million $

 

[Udgnim]

saw picture

no fucking way

 

[rgwalt]

I guess I don't understand... if he wanted to sleep with all of these women, why did he bother getting married? His marriage is just a liability considering his career and his money.

 

[Miramonti]

You'll be able to tell all the Phil Mickelson fans from now on. Their the ones that used to yell "Fore!" and now will be yelling "Five!"

 

[Colt45]

donut giveafuck.

 

[herkulease]

I don't buy it.

This girl is plain average. Below average compared to 1-4. I suspect this is some girl cashing in. Oh I live in Orlando, I'm a waitress. Tiger lives close by and ate @ where I work.

Unless they got some damning proof like that waitress in LA anyone coming out now that looks average @ best is cashing in and making up stuff.

 

[Farang]

The guy should have cut his losses, manned up divorced his wife and taken the image as a playboy. By being a tightly wound married man discreetly fucking random blue collar women, he is really doing much worse for his brand.

 

[herkulease]

The guy should have cut his losses, manned up divorced his wife and taken the image as a playboy. By being a tightly wound married man discreetly fucking random blue collar women, he is really doing much worse for his brand.

Yeah. I dunno. SHe's gonna dump him anyhow. And he loses even more money Why even rewrite anything?

WTF was his lawyer doing. Or any of his handlers. The decision seems liek total panic.

 

[bobdole369]

Why would he be fucking waitresses? Maybe he's just a sex addict? They aren't even good looking women.

 

[MotF Bane]

Shens.

 

[herkulease]

Why would he be fucking waitresses? Maybe he's just a sex addict? They aren't even good looking women.

if only he was David Duchovny, he could claim that he was only trying to get into character. haha.

 

[zerocool84]

I guess I don't understand... if he wanted to sleep with all of these women, why did he bother getting married? His marriage is just a liability considering his career and his money.

Because society perpetuates the idea that marriage is something that has to be done by the time you're 30 or you are a failure in life.

 

[dmcowen674]

Holy crap, my wife and I ate there around that time when was visiting family in Florida and commented on how that girl looks like our niece.

Small world.

 

[richardycc]

I don't blame tiger, he grew up with nothing but golf, golf and more golf. I doubt that he fuked that girls before he got married. I am sure some of these women practically throw themselves at him too. It'd take a saint not to tap a few along the way.

 

[Zebo]

Because society perpetuates the idea that marriage is something that has to be done by the time you're 30 or you are a failure in life.

Exactly or gay.

One thing I'll say is Tiger needs higher standards. That one skank looked 44 not 34 (when when women learn plastic surgery adds 10 yrs?) and this is well below average.

 

[moks78]

Because society perpetuates the idea that marriage is something that has to be done by the time you're 30 or you are a failure in life.

Tiger's mom is Asian and most Asian parents tend to be more conservate so marriage is important to them.

 

[Hacp]

Why would Tiger jingle with that waitress when he has much better at home? I can undestand if you're side/upgrading but not downgrades...

 

[bobdole369]

<--- (horny waitress who hasn't gotten laid since high school and even then it was a nerdy kid) - "Oh MY GOD!!! Tiger Woods is at my table!!! OMG he is sooooo... hmmm... black???!!! No he's not. Well he kinda looks like it - hmmm maybe asian - no maybe some kind of spanish?! Not that either. But OMG a celebrity!!!!! He sure makes me hot with all that..... golf........hmmm maybe not - but OMG I gotta get in his pants cuz he's RICH!!!!!!!!"

 

[herkulease]

Because society perpetuates the idea that marriage is something that has to be done by the time you're 30 or you are a failure in life.

Oh and his mom is asian.

I know. Where's my grand kids starts roughly around 27/28. It gets louder and louder as the years go by. Depending on where you are in your career it might be sooner. He was already a huge success by 25.

 

[Zebo]

I don't blame tiger, he grew up with nothing but golf, golf and more golf. I doubt that he fuked that girls before he got married. I am sure some of these women practically throw themselves at him too. It'd take a saint not to tap a few along the way.

Bullshit. Just someone committed and keep our word like plenty of us do. Most of us with the band get it thrown our way from time to time especially when I have my boys with me - never even once thought about it like getting a number in 15 years.

Want to fuck around get a divorce.

 

[bobdole369]

Why would Tiger jingle with that waitress when he has much better at home? I can undestand if you're side/upgrading but not downgrades...

Exactly his wife is SO FUCKING HOT!!!!!!!!!! He's banging greasy ass waitresses and glorified whores.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Eldrick "Cheetah" Woods?