4yr old boy finds used condom and puts it in his mouth. Contracts HERPES

MrPickins

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You'd think that by 4 years old he would know better than to put random crap in his mouth. Looks like he'll have a lifelong reminder not to do that...
 

Zebo

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What's a boy playing around used condoms for? I personally don't believe in accidents short of having a stroke rolling down HWY - someone negligently left it around or let their kids play where they're not supposed to and should be investigated.
 

zinfamous

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Sad, but hopefully they will test him to make sure he did not catch HIV from it.

unless he had an open seeping wound in his mouth, then not gonna happen.

also, if condom was exposed to air more than like...1 minute, HIV would have been long dead. It's an amazingly fragile little bastard.
 

theflyingpig

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unless he had an open seeping wound in his mouth, then not gonna happen.

also, if condom was exposed to air more than like...1 minute, HIV would have been long dead. It's an amazingly fragile little bastard.

So basically if you expose HIV to air it dies? I think I've just come up with a cure for HIV...
 

zinfamous

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What's a boy playing around used condoms for? I personally don't believe in accidents short of having a stroke rolling down HWY - someone negligently left it around or let their kids play where they're not supposed to and should be investigated.

depending on what kind of shithole neighborhood the kid and his parents live in, it could have been tossed in the grass next to some area where he's playing, near the house, behind apartment building, whatever....

hell, plenty of schools, even elementary schools, you'll find condoms on the playground.
 

zinfamous

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So basically if you expose HIV to air it dies? I think I've just come up with a cure for HIV...

yes, it's true. HIV is a retrovirus--simply a protein coat with a short strand of RNA. RNA degrades at room temperature extremely fast, though the protein coat helps a wee bit, I believe.


but it can't work as a cure. ...just think about it for a sec.
 

theflyingpig

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yes, it's true. HIV is a retrovirus--simply a protein coat with a short strand of RNA. RNA degrades at room temperature extremely fast, though the protein coat helps a wee bit, I believe.


but it can't work as a cure. ...just think about it for a sec.

Oh yeah, you're right. Exposing the virus to air would mean that I would have to skin people alive and expose their organs and bodily fluids to the air for a short time without killing them. That could be horrific and painful, I think.
 

Narmer

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Oh yeah, you're right. Exposing the virus to air would mean that I would have to skin people alive and expose their organs and bodily fluids to the air for a short time without killing them. That could be horrific and painful, I think.

Or it could feel really really good.
 

waggy

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Oh yeah, you're right. Exposing the virus to air would mean that I would have to skin people alive and expose their organs and bodily fluids to the air for a short time without killing them. That could be horrific and painful, I think.

well yes it would. but i also think this would cure aids..and well everything else.
 

Hacp

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FUCK. I demand a recall on all used condoms. Won't someone think of the children?
 

DayLaPaul

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OK. Where the fuck did a 4 year old boy find a herpes infested condom at? And why the hell didn't an adult notice it before the kid stuck it in his mouth? Was this kid just roaming the streets, going down dark alleys shoving things in his mouth?

This has to be a case of bad parenting. That condom could have easily been something equally horrific and disgusting. Where you find used condoms you usually find all sorts of nasty shit.
 

Narmer

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Watch the video in the link, people. The grandmother and child were at a hotel. WHen the grandmother was in the bathroom the child found the condom and thought it was a balloon...
 

mizzou

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wow, can that really happen?

I always wonder how babys get herpes. I saw a kid w/ one and the parent was like, "WTF, is that a cold sore?"

don't let people kiss your babies!
 

mizzou

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im wondering if this is fake

did they have the condom in evidence and test it?
 

mizzou

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I'm thinking she gave her kid herpes and came up with this bizarre story

this is BS

inside of the mouth? Those are fucking canker sores

Mommy couldn't kiss her kid at the ER? Oh, maybe mommy shouldn't have kissed child at ALL
 

Phokus

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You'd think that by 4 years old he would know better than to put random crap in his mouth. Looks like he'll have a lifelong reminder not to do that...

Are you people retarded? This was a 4 year old boy, not a grown up adult. Kids do stupid as hell things ALL the time and put random crap in their mouths.