Holidays are always full of funny stories so lets hear them.
mine happened the night of the 4th. A big group of us went to a firework show, and to get good seats we had to be there at like 530 even though the show didnt start until like 1030. so i am sitting there thinking about how it is going to be kind of boring just sitting there waiting. all of the sudden a dude walks in front of us on the sidewalk walking his dog. about 15 feet after he passes us the dog takes a massive ish right in the middle of the walkway. we were all pissed at first because the punk just walked away without cleaning it up. after a little while though i start to think that this is actually a good thing as i am able to watch the masses walk thru the ish, providing me with some form of entertainment until the show. most people dodged it but there a few that got pwned. the best one was this pretty boy looking guy (the loud obnoxious type that thinks he is the ish) that wasnt paying attention. he had sandals on and stepped right in the main mound. the ish squeezed out of both sides and definitely came over the top of the sandal and touched bare foot.hahaha so ya it actually turned out to be pretty fun waiting for the show.
mine happened the night of the 4th. A big group of us went to a firework show, and to get good seats we had to be there at like 530 even though the show didnt start until like 1030. so i am sitting there thinking about how it is going to be kind of boring just sitting there waiting. all of the sudden a dude walks in front of us on the sidewalk walking his dog. about 15 feet after he passes us the dog takes a massive ish right in the middle of the walkway. we were all pissed at first because the punk just walked away without cleaning it up. after a little while though i start to think that this is actually a good thing as i am able to watch the masses walk thru the ish, providing me with some form of entertainment until the show. most people dodged it but there a few that got pwned. the best one was this pretty boy looking guy (the loud obnoxious type that thinks he is the ish) that wasnt paying attention. he had sandals on and stepped right in the main mound. the ish squeezed out of both sides and definitely came over the top of the sandal and touched bare foot.hahaha so ya it actually turned out to be pretty fun waiting for the show.
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