4am, I reach for my mug thinking I should make a coffee. When suddently...

[Red Squirrel]

Actually the drink I had before it was white hot chocolate. (yeah that actually exists, it's actually pretty good).

The mug was actually suicidal, I heard allah akbar right before it exploded. Freaking mugs going radical on me.

 

[Puppies04]

I'm going to call you Jack Mort from now on....

The tag is a clue. The mug was made in the USA and the OP broke it on purpose because he is a terrorist.

Why did he have breast milk in the mug if he was making coffee? :hmm:

That isn't breast milk...

 

[balloonshark]

Actually the drink I had before it was white hot chocolate. (yeah that actually exists, it's actually pretty good).

The mug was actually suicidal, I heard allah akbar right before it exploded. Freaking mugs going radical on me.

Technically it was an assisted suicide because you lit the explosive and placed it in the mug :awe:.

That isn't breast milk...

It's either Bruce Jenner's breast milk or the stuff that spilled out of the Tauntaun when Han sliced it open. You'd be surprised what you can buy online if you have the money.

 

[destrekor]

I'm going to call you Jack Mort from now on....

At first I was like :hmm:

and then I was like :biggrin: :awe:

:thumbsup:

 

[DigDog]

your mug was tiny and puny. you should rejoice that it is no longer.

this is a MAN's mug.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Actually I need to get one of those super big ones. A mug can never be too big.

 

[Puppies04]

At first I was like :hmm:

and then I was like :biggrin: :awe:

:thumbsup:

Someone finally got it! I thought I was being a little cryptic but I had faith....

 

[destrekor]

Someone finally got it! I thought I was being a little cryptic but I had faith....

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[Carson Dyle]

Couldn't you just use a different mug?

Whoa. Thinking outside the box once again.