40 things never said by Southerners.

[engineereeyore]

Being from the South, I'd say this would be much funnier if there just weren't so many listed. IMO, this shortened version is much better and much more accurate.

Originally posted by: shortylickens
10. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

9. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

8. Wrasslin's fake.

7. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

6. Honey, we don't need another dog.

5. The tires on that truck are too big.

4. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

3. We don't keep firearms in this house.

2. Duct tape won't fix that.

1. I don't have a favorite college team.

There you go, try that out. Much better and must more accurately numbered.

(I might have included checkmate, but I'm a chess player and am not too shabby at it either. )

 

[Raduque]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

I say this one all the time and I'm a southerner.

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: AdamK47

15. I've got it all on the C drive.

Perhaps they have the drive split up between multiple partitions or have multiple drives.

We all use Plan 9.

 

[DrPizza]

I'll give it a 10.