4-year-old in Power Ranger garb foils robbery

mercanucaribe

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They probably just didn't want to deal with the stupid kid who wouldn't understand that a gun pointed at him means to pipe down.
 

EvilYoda

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That article is fvcking HILARIOUS. "the robber was more startled that Stevie was able to retreat to his bedroom and morph."
 

glenn beck

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too bad the other five 4 year old Power Rangers were not called up at the time, cause they could have brought some serious pain.
 
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Originally posted by: Horus
That kid is my hero. Those robbers are fvcking assclowns.

Those robbers are fvcking pansies.

Oh no it's a Might Morphin Power Ranger what ever shall we do??
BLAM!!!
 

MaxDepth

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That's my city for you...we do have crime but they're morons.


And in other news...(I looked at the other "top" stories on the site)
Spears Goes Commando

Newly single singer Britney Spears has again been photographed without wearing any underwear in public. Censored pictures of the panty-less Spears filling her car up with gas near her home in Malibu, California have been published on various websites and in British newspapers.

Just last Friday, the star was photographed without any underwear on stepping out of a car outside West Hollywood nightclub Hyde. Spears has been partying with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan over the last week and a half.

She filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline earlier this month.
 

iroast

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Very badly. Then again, they might not have meant any physical harm, got some goods, figured out that the little ah heck deserves a reward for his courage and left heh.
 
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Originally posted by: iroast
Very badly. Then again, they might not have meant any physical harm, got some goods, figured out that the little ah heck deserves a reward for his courage and left heh.

Except now he'll forever believe he really IS a power ranger and end up in an institution.
 

uhohs

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: iroast
Very badly. Then again, they might not have meant any physical harm, got some goods, figured out that the little ah heck deserves a reward for his courage and left heh.

Except now he'll forever believe he really IS a power ranger and end up in an institution.

it's ok, zordon wants teen's with attitude. he'll eventually get a powercoin.
 
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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: iroast
Very badly. Then again, they might not have meant any physical harm, got some goods, figured out that the little ah heck deserves a reward for his courage and left heh.

Except now he'll forever believe he really IS a power ranger and end up in an institution.

Yeah, but he would be the cutest kid in the nuthouse.
Kid

Jokes apart, I can see this kid terrorizing all the others by the time he is in high school. Stevie Long Rules!
 

Lithium381

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Originally posted by: iroast
Very badly. Then again, they might not have meant any physical harm, got some goods, figured out that the little ah heck deserves a reward for his courage and left heh.

Except now he'll forever believe he really IS a power ranger and end up in an institution.

Yeah, but he would be the cutest kid in the nuthouse.
Kid

Jokes apart, I can see this kid terrorizing all the others by the time he is in high school. Stevie Long Rules!

orly is right, funny article