$389,670 breakfast

[ponyo]

My child made me breakfast this morning. My job is almost done.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cost_of_raising_a_child

 

[lxskllr]

My job is almost done.

Waiting to see what you get for dinner? :^D

Breakfast looks good :^)

 

[brianmanahan]

that ROI is looking pretty tasty

 

[snoopy7548]

Looks pretty good, but was it worth it?

 

[BurnItDwn]

I assume the costs will be amortized over a plethora of meals and in later life, extra care.

Looks yummy, Thumbs up for the kiddo!

 

[whm1974]

How old is your kid?

 

[Murloc]

that's quite a bit cheaper than my country on first sight, but does the number include college?

 

[ponyo]

Waiting to see what you get for dinner? :^D

Breakfast looks good :^)

Breakfast was good. She even cooked the eggs medium.

that ROI is looking pretty tasty

Just goes to show you even dummy like me can get lucky.

Looks pretty good, but was it worth it?

Absolutely! Totally lucked out with my kid. Sandwich was great too.

I assume the costs will be amortized over a plethora of meals and in later life, extra care.

Looks yummy, Thumbs up for the kiddo!

She keeps me grounded. She's starting to take interest in cooking. She's my harshest critic.

that's quite a bit cheaper than my country on first sight, but does the number include college?

College is still couple years away. I'm hoping she gets scholarships.

 

[Mayne]

What does Gordon Ramsay think?

 

[bigboxes]

Thanks for spreading the joy. Looks good.

 

[ultimatebob]

You paid almost $400K for breakfast, and didn't get any bacon? Damn, dude... time to tell your wife that you want a refund

 

[snoopy7548]

What does Gordon Ramsay think?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE? DID YOU EVEN PUT BUTTER ON THE FUCKING CROISSANT? NO, YOU DIDN'T, YOU STUPID BITCH. YOU TOOK THE PISS WITH THIS ONE AND DON'T EVEN HAVE THE SHAME TO ADMIT YOU ARE A SHITTY COOK! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN!