Originally posted by: LeadFrog
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican," says Sister Helen.
Sister Catherine turns on the windshield washer. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine?
"Show him your cross," says Sister Helen.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts, "Get the fvck off the car!"
I dont get it...
cross ( P ) Pronunciation Key (krôs, krs)
n.
An upright post with a transverse piece near the top, on which condemned persons were executed in ancient times.
often Cross The upright post with a transverse piece upon which Jesus was crucified.
A crucifix.
Any of various modifications of the cross design, such as a Latin cross or Maltese cross.
A medal, emblem, or insignia in the form of a cross.
The Christian religion; Christianity.
In Christianity, a sign made by tracing the outline of a cross with the right hand upon the forehead and chest as a devotional act.
A trial, affliction, or frustration. See Synonyms at burden1.
A mark or pattern formed by the intersection of two lines, especially such a mark (X) used as a signature.
A movement from one place to another, as on a stage; a crossing.
A pipe fitting with four branches in upright and transverse form, used as a junction for intersecting pipes.
Biology.
A plant or animal produced by crossbreeding; a hybrid.
The process of crossbreeding; hybridization.
One that combines the qualities of two other things: a novel that is a cross between romance and satire.
Sports. A hook thrown over an opponent's punch in boxing.
Law. An act or instance of cross-examining; a cross-examination.
The Southern Cross.
Slang. A contest whose outcome has been dishonestly prearranged.
nope that didnt help
