US Marine Corps decided to let 3 of its longest serving Generals go. In this process they decided upon a ?Golden Handshake?. The only problem was how to measure the amount of the golden handshake. After a long thought, it was decided that the generals would decide 2 of their body parts. The measure between these body parts would be measured, and the pay would be 10 000 dollars/ inch.
1st general wanted the measure from head to toe. It was measured, and was 72 inches. So the pay was 720 000 dollars.
2nd General wanted the measure from tip of his fingers to his toe? measure was 96 inches and pay 960 000 dollars.
3rd general thought about it and said ?I want the measure between my testicles and tip of my penis?. ?What the H?? thought the 2 other generals ?C´mon man, this is your last change to get a good pay? think about it!? But, nothing helped. 3rd general stayed in his decision. So the medical officer asked the 3rd general to take down his pants to take the measure. When the general had taken his pants down, the medical officer started to take measure ?Hey? what´s this. Where are your testicles?? wondered the medical officer. The 3rd general looked down at the medical officer, ?In Vietnam?.
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just heard this, so if its a repost... TOO BAD!
1st general wanted the measure from head to toe. It was measured, and was 72 inches. So the pay was 720 000 dollars.
2nd General wanted the measure from tip of his fingers to his toe? measure was 96 inches and pay 960 000 dollars.
3rd general thought about it and said ?I want the measure between my testicles and tip of my penis?. ?What the H?? thought the 2 other generals ?C´mon man, this is your last change to get a good pay? think about it!? But, nothing helped. 3rd general stayed in his decision. So the medical officer asked the 3rd general to take down his pants to take the measure. When the general had taken his pants down, the medical officer started to take measure ?Hey? what´s this. Where are your testicles?? wondered the medical officer. The 3rd general looked down at the medical officer, ?In Vietnam?.
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just heard this, so if its a repost... TOO BAD!
