3 keys for living a low-stress life

[Kaido]

Avoid the hassles:

1. Buy a Mac
2. Lease a Saturn
3. Rent a condo

Discuss.

 

[Kaervak]

1) Valium
2) Prozac
3) Morphine

FTW?

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: Kaido
Avoid the hassles:

1. Masturbate Furiously
2. Masturbate Furiously
3. Masturbate Furiously

Discuss.

FTW?

 

[tfinch2]

1.) Live with your parents
2.) Have a good relationship with your hand
3.) Portable ATOT?

 

[jadinolf]

Retire

I did

It works

 

[mobiblu]

lol....sad....

 

[eakers]

1. don't take anything too seriously
2. don't worry about stuff
3. laugh as much as you can and only surround yourself with people that make you laugh

 

[FrustratedUser]

1. Sleep
2. Eat
3. Sh1t.

 

[yobarman]

1. Don't worry
2. Stop worrying
3. Keep in good health.

 

[JDrake]

sex
relax
eat

 

[Ika]

1. forget everything
2. don't care that you forget everything
3. when people tell you you forget everything, laugh and fart.

 

[Hav0k99]

1. beer
2. sex
3. sleep

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
1. Sleep
2. Eat
3. Sh1t.

Are you my cat?

 

[Ramma2]

Don't wear a watch, carry a cell phone or use a PDA.

 

[Crescent13]

1. Masturbate furiously
2. Eat drink and sleep whenever you feel like it
3. check ATOT 24/7

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

1. Don't go to law school.
2. Don't go to law school.
3. Don't go to law school.

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: DonVito
1. Don't go to law school.
2. Don't go to law school.
3. Don't go to law school.

i wholeheartedly agree

 

[her209]

1. Girl A
2. Girl B
3. Girl A and Girl B

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Kaervak
1) Valium
2) Prozac
3) Morphine

FTW?

Yes.

EDIT: Low-stress until you run out of said pharms :Q

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Retire

I did

It works

Absolutely FTW!!!

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
1.) Live with your parents
2.) Have a good relationship with your hand
3.) Portable ATOT?

haha personal experience from the finch

 

[Rudee]

I wouldn't be caught dead driving a Saturn. And I wouldn't be happy about paying rent either. (happy homeowner) The Mac is the only thing I can tolerate out of the three.

 

[jagec]

"lease" is an awful idea. Never lease.

For a hastle-free life, BUY an old econobox that still runs perfectly, cash. Cheap insurance, no payments, cheap gas, no one will steal it.

 

[loup garou]

1) Sex
2) Beer
3) Weed

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: jadinolf
Retire

I did

It works

Absolutely FTW!!!

:thumbsup: