3 Jokes i made up

[FFactory0x]

So i thought up 2 jokes today out of nowhere and want to see what you think.

What do Italians use to eat their food???

- WhopSticks


Whats a musical artists favortie position in bed???

- musicianarry position


JUST MADE UP ANOTHER!!!

- How do you know Jesus wasnt black???

Jesus knew who his father was!!!!!

 

[CaptnKirk]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
So i thought up 2 jokes today out of nowhere and want to see what you think.

What do Italians use to eat their food???

- WhopSticks


Whats a musical artists favortie position in bed???

- musicianarry position

Don't give up your day job - you'll starve in a week trying to succeed in comedy.

 

[BlueWeasel]

0/10

 

[hypn0tik]

Ban

 

[FFactory0x]

There not that bad considering I thought them up in a minute and have never seen them anywhere on the net before.

 

[Lorax]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
There not that bad considering I thought them up in a minute and have never seen them anywhere on the net before.

people are telling you the jokes aren't good. listen to them.

 

[George P Burdell]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
So i thought up 2 jokes today out of nowhere and want to see what you think.

What do Italians use to eat their food???

- WhopSticks


Whats a musical artists favortie position in bed???

- musicianarry position


JUST MADE UP ANOTHER!!!

- How do you know Jesus wasnt black???

Jesus knew who his father was!!!!!

/queue cold breeze

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: FFactory0x


- How do you know Jesus wasnt black???

Jesus knew who his father was!!!!!

:thumbsdown:

 

[George P Burdell]

Shhhhh.... if you listen carefully, you can hear the sound of my skin crawling.

 

[So]

<crickets>

 

[George P Burdell]

The only thing funny in this thread is hanging between your legs.

/runs for the hills

 

[imported_Zeke]

And the awkward silence of the day award goes to...........

 

[Lorax]

pretty sure i've heard that 3rd joke before. ah, prior art.

 

[imported_Devine]

You know there are some things people keep to themselves .. ... . hint hint

 

[Quasmo]

If you wear this you'll be irresistanceable.

 

[blazerazor]

lololololololol
Number 3 is great! hahahah

 

[Injury]

1) 0/10
2) 0/10
3) 10/10... but I feel so wrong for laughing.

 

[Canai]

meh/10

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: hypn0tik
Ban

Ban^10

 

[SP33Demon]

oh man

 

[richardycc]

here is one I made up:

what is the world's most fattening soup?



wonton (one ton) soup!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk

Originally posted by: FFactory0x
So i thought up 2 jokes today out of nowhere and want to see what you think.

What do Italians use to eat their food???

- WhopSticks


Whats a musical artists favortie position in bed???

- musicianarry position

Don't give up your day job - you'll starve in a week trying to succeed in comedy.

For sure

 

[jdini76]

I want to say I have heard number three before. but in different context.