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Goosemaster

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Last night I was at Walmart and overheard (they were very loud) some newly-arrived immigrants complaining about how the prices on George Forman grills were total bullsh!t and how they were just going to buy one on ebay.

:D

<--did get a nice deal on a blender though:D
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)
 

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

You should go back. I heard they had a great sale on whistles.
 

JMapleton

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.
 

actuarial

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Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.

So you would prefer to sit at a desk all day with soaking wet hair (and possibly clothes if it is a hot summer day and you weren't wearing a jacket)?
 

JMapleton

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Originally posted by: actuarial
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.

So you would prefer to sit at a desk all day with soaking wet hair (and possibly clothes if it is a hot summer day and you weren't wearing a jacket)?

Unless you live in a city where you walk to work, you're not going to be that wet. It is rare for it to take longer than 30 seconds to get from your car to the front door of any office building.

Let me ask you, are you going to melt if you get wet? Are you made of sugar, oh dear lady?
 

Atheus

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Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.

Going from office to car to office in a nice suit?
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.

WTF? There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with a man making proper use of a bumbershoot...especially one who works in an office environment and wears suits.

Only fools get soaked in the rain when there are tools to help prevent it.
 

shortylickens

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Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.
I'll assume you've never lived in Oregon?

 

JMapleton

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Originally posted by: Atheus
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.

Going from office to car to office in a nice suit?

I have a light jacket I use, it repels water. I'm sorry if I sound like a jerk, I really am.

I just cannot help but shake my head at people who get out of their card and open their umbrella up. "Oh dear me, let me open my shelter before I trot into the office. For I would not want to become wet!"
 

dakels

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Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: actuarial
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.

So you would prefer to sit at a desk all day with soaking wet hair (and possibly clothes if it is a hot summer day and you weren't wearing a jacket)?

Unless you live in a city where you walk to work, you're not going to be that wet. It is rare for it to take longer than 30 seconds to get from your car to the front door of any office building.

Let me ask you, are you going to melt if you get wet? Are you made of sugar, oh dear lady?

I don't know what planet you live on but most of us aren't 100% covered from rain when we leave our homes. In the event that it's raining most of us would invest in a $10 umbrella to not be soaked all day at work. Have you ever stood out in a hard rain for even 30 seconds? I can't believe I am even responding to this.
 

JMapleton

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Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.

WTF? There's absolutely NOTHING wrong with a man making proper use of a bumbershoot...

LOL I don't know if you're serious or not, I've never heard of a "bumbershoot."

Edit: I'm sorry, I can help but laugh. "Oh my good sir, let me expand my bumbershoot! For I have not seen such rain since the war of 1812!"
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Atheus
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: JMapleton
Wallmart? Do they sell walls there?

they walls do look pretty solid compared to some of the sh!t I saw there...

<--went in for a crappy umbrella and a cheap hand held blender and that's it ($20 :D)

Now an umbrella, here we go.

I'm just asking, what does a man need an umbrella for? I can understand a women so her hair does not get messed up or make up, but no man needs an umbrella EVER.

Going from office to car to office in a nice suit?

I have a light jacket I use, it repels water. I'm sorry if I sound like a jerk, I really am.

I just cannot help but shake my head at people who get out of their card and open their umbrella up. "Oh dear me, let me open my shelter before I trot into the office. For I would not want to become wet!"

holy asshole batman... some of us aren't your typical 50cent-I-don't-give-a-fvk-about-wasting-money-muthfvkers and take public transit to work so they don't get reamed by the parking costs at work...

if I look like a douche bag with my umbrella while waiting for the bus for 15min next to a busy highway so I can save money to go out on weekends well then sir, I guess I am a douche bag.

At least I have $$ on the weekends...
 

Electric Amish

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I'm with JMapleton on this I never use an umbrella and don't understand men or women that insist on having one.

The FEW times I've used one it hasn't made a difference anyway.

Then again, I do live in Utah and, being a desert state, I probably don't experience what most people from the North-West or the East-Coast would call a rain storm.
 

zoiks

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Last night I was at Walmart and overheard (they were very loud) some newly-arrived immigrants complaining about how the prices on George Forman grills were total bullsh!t and how they were just going to buy one on ebay.

:D

<--did get a nice deal on a blender though:D

What's wrong with what they said? I'd get one on ebay if I could save some money.
 
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