$25 REWARD for creativity

[aimn]

I will pay someone $25 via paypal or with a money order if you can come up with a great name for my new business. I know that there are a lot of smart and creative people on this forum and I need your help.
I am starting my own business doing home inspections and appraisals. I will give you information about myself to help come up with a name. I live in Central Minnesota (Annandale). We have a ton of lakes around here. Name is Ted Flanders. I have a domain name of tflanders.com already. I think I will be successful because of my committment, thouroughness, willingness, honesty and dependability.
I plan on working in this area and in the Twin Cities area. Names that are already beat to death are:
Central Minnesota...anything
Lakes area.........anything
Minnesota .........anything
Twin Cities........anything
I have thought of the following but dont really like them:
Appraisals and Inspections of Central Minnesota (listing appraisals as a first word would get me at the top of the list in the phone books)
Tflanders Appraisals and Inspections...............thats it..........I have been drawing a blank. Anyone willing to help me out here?

 

[McPhreak]

I think you should turn your name into an acronym. People like catchy acronyms...

How about Appraisals and Inspections of Minnesota?

Whatever you do, don't call it Flanders Appraisals and Inspections of the Lake Area.

 

[amnesiac]

Appraisals by Flanders

 

[fr]

Inspector Flanders.

 

[Azraele]

How about "Ted Flanders Appraisals and Inspections" (not to be confused with Ned Flanders. ).

In addition to a name you like, how about a motto?

 

[McPhreak]

How about:

Hyperion (Titan of Light) Appraisals and Inspections of the Lakes Area

Promethius (Wisest of the Titans) Appraisals and Inspections of Central Minnesota

Catchy greek names are even better than acronyms.

 

[boi]

Tiflan Appraisals & Inspections

 

[fatbaby]

T. Flanders Home Inspection Contractor