24 hours to live! (Yet another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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Apr 2, 2001
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Jack returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Barb that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to
live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made
passionate love.

Later, Jack went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make
love again?"

Barb agrees and again they make love. Later, Jack is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Barb's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."
She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep.

Jack, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up.
"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"

His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Jack, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
 

PatboyX

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Aug 10, 2001
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why is this joke in two posts at once...my BRAIN is beginning to ooze thinking about why this would happen...